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November 3, 2004 by MasonM
Today we hear a lot of talk about tolorance. love, and acceptance.Well, I say bull! Hate is where's it's at. It's natural and normal to hate anyone who isnot like yourself and I say DO IT! You have every right to hate whomever you choose;don't let anyone tellyou differently. There are so many people in the world to hate, all youneed to do is to choose a few. I have prepared a sample list to help you get started. This list is innow way comprehensive, but it will guide you in th...
November 2, 2004 by MasonM
Riverton "I just really love cow boys" is what she said to me right before shegave me the best tongue lashing I'd had in a long time. She was anArapaho gal I met inĀ  the bar in Riverton, Wyoming. She wasdefinately very attractive, and looking for someone to spend the nightwith. At more than one point during the evening she said "let's go".Now, don't get me wrong, a young lady saying "let's go" ranks right upthere in my my wildest dreams. But I don't know this gal, as pretty asshe is. ...
November 1, 2004 by MasonM
Found a geek porn site, check it out. Geek Porn
October 31, 2004 by MasonM
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid." When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of go...
October 31, 2004 by MasonM
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, '"Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?" Mabel answered, "I have a suppository in my ear?" She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid." When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of go...
October 31, 2004 by MasonM
I am sitting at the Flying J truckstop in Gilette, Wyoming. I have been sitting here since friday afternoon. I would love to write that I have been having a really exciting time here, but this isn't a work of fiction so I won't. Yesterday, in an effort to conserve dearly expensive diesel fuel, I kept my engine shut down. It was reasonably comfortable so I really saw no need to waste the precious smelly liquid. I spent the day playing around on the computer. I have been trying for some time...
October 31, 2004 by MasonM
I rarely look at my stats here at JU. It has just never seemed important. A friend asked me today via ICQ how many articles I had written here. I honestly couldn't answer, so I checked. Somewhere, sometime, I passed the 100 articles mark without even knowing it. I have written 107 articles here to date. Now admittedly, most of them are hardly worth anyone's time to read them, but they are mine such as they are. To those poor, bored souls who actually stop by and read my less than excit...
October 30, 2004 by MasonM
I tried this once, but the site where the image was stored doesn't allow this sort of linking. Thanks to BlueDev for the info on ImageShack.
October 30, 2004 by MasonM
It has been an interesting few days. I picked up an 8 by 8 truck at Fort Polk, Louisiana early this week and hauled it up to Oshkosh, Wisonsin. The first part of the trip was pretty uneventful, but when I got into Missouri things started happening. I was running North on I 55 in Southern Missouri when I saw black smoke up ahead of me. As I got closer I could see a rig with a flatbed trailer on the Southbound side of the highway. He had a load of fiber board and that load was on fire. Now, ...
October 26, 2004 by MasonM
Ok fellow JUites, give this site a gander (and a listen) http://www.beecy.net/frank/
October 26, 2004 by MasonM
Ok fellow JUites, give this site a gander (and a listen) http://www.beecy.net/frank/
October 24, 2004 by MasonM
These days it seems people just can't live without technology and machines in their lives. People have home computers, portable computers, PDAs, office computeres, and it seems nobody can be more than a few inches from a telephone these days. It seems everyone from the high-level corporate executives to high school students must have a cell phone on them at all times. And everyone is in a hurry today. There was a time when our ancestors traveled by foot, horse or animal drawn wagon, a...
October 23, 2004 by MasonM
Yeah, today is my 43rd birthday. Some folks make a big deal over their birthday. For me, it's another day on the road. I am layed over for the weekend in Hammond, Louisiana and will go to the little bar down the street from the truckstop to have a couple cold ones tonight, but that's the extent of my big plans for the day. I am in a town where I am a stranger, and everyone is a stranger to me. No close freinds or family to celebrate with, or to wish me a good day. But that's ok. I'm too ol...
October 23, 2004 by MasonM
While I would never pretend to say that racism doesn't exist in America today, it obviously does, some people play that race card just a little too quickly and often. For some people, everything is about race. They see prejudice and bigotry leveled at them all the time, regardless of the situation. Sometimes, maybe people don't like you not because of your race, but maybe they just don't like YOU. Perhaps you're an asshole. Yesterday, while in a truckstop in Mississippi, a young black man ...
October 22, 2004 by MasonM
Doing a bit of googling around I've found a bunch of rather strange sex-related laws and thought I'd share them. Some are pretty out there. In Oblong,IL it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day. In Alexandria,MN no man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of onions, garlic, or sardines on his breath. If his wife so requests, law mandates the he must brush his teeth. In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ...