While medical researchers continue to conduct study after study on the causes of cancer in people today, most of which are conducted solely to propagate the incomes of the researchers, I have conducted my own extensive research on this subject. (Is that a whopper of a sentence, or what?) My research may have a great deal more credibility than that of others because I do not stand to make a single dollar from it. (Although a Nobel Prize wouldn't be refused). I have conducted this research s...

While medical researchers continue to conduct study after study on the causes of cancer in people today, most of which are conducted solely to propagate the incomes of the researchers, I have conducted my own extensive research on this subject. (Is that a whopper of a sentence, or what?) My research may have a great deal more credibility than that of others because I do not stand to make a single dollar from it. (Although a Nobel Prize wouldn't be refused). I have conducted this research s...

Here's another stupid test. This one is to see if you have a sense of humor. http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html Do you have a sense of humor? Your score = 60 What does your score mean? Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe even get a kick out of the non-sense you say and do from time to time as well. Good for you! ...

Here's another stupid test. This one is to see if you have a sense of humor. http://www.queendom.com/tests/minitests/fx/humor.html Do you have a sense of humor? Your score = 60 What does your score mean? Your sense of humor is pretty good. It may not be as wacky as that of some people (like us apparently) but you're pretty cool in our books! You can laugh at most things and maybe even get a kick out of the non-sense you say and do from time to time as well. Good for you! ...

M.....R.....DUCKS M....R.....NOT O.....S.....A.....R C.....M.....PN L....I.....B M.....R......DUCKS Ok not a new one, but just saw it again today Ever notice how ducks fly in a "V" formation? Ever notice one leg of the "V" is longer than the other one? Ever wonder why? There's more damn ducks in that one.

M.....R.....DUCKS M....R.....NOT O.....S.....A.....R C.....M.....PN L....I.....B M.....R......DUCKS Ok not a new one, but just saw it again today Ever notice how ducks fly in a "V" formation? Ever notice one leg of the "V" is longer than the other one? Ever wonder why? There's more damn ducks in that one.

Excerps from Actual Performance Evaluations Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to a...

Excerps from Actual Performance Evaluations Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap." "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there." "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle." "This young lady has delusions of adequacy." "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to a...

For those not familiar with Murphy's Law or just haven't reviewed them in a while, here's a pretty good collection. If you know of others, please add them. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If you perceive that there are...

For those not familiar with Murphy's Law or just haven't reviewed them in a while, here's a pretty good collection. If you know of others, please add them. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway. If you perceive that there are...

Ok, here's a question to think about. There is a man who lives in a 20 story apartment building. He lives on the 17th floor. Every morning he leaves his apartment and rides the elevator to the lobby and goes to work. Every evening he returns to his building and rides the elevator to the 14th floor. From there he climbs the stairs to his apartment. He does this every day, whether he feels like it or not. Why?

Ok, here's a question to think about. There is a man who lives in a 20 story apartment building. He lives on the 17th floor. Every morning he leaves his apartment and rides the elevator to the lobby and goes to work. Every evening he returns to his building and rides the elevator to the 14th floor. From there he climbs the stairs to his apartment. He does this every day, whether he feels like it or not. Why?

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