Why I Should Be President

Published on April 23, 2008 By MasonM In Humor

I've never been to law school.

I actually work for a living.

I don't believe a chicken in every pot is near as good as a beer in every fridge.

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

Comments (Page 1)

SanChonino

on Apr 23, 2008

If elected I'll see to it that every PC asshat in the country is deported to France.

But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.

Dr Guy

on Apr 23, 2008

The first platform I can get behind fully!

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge.

)

Adventure-Dude

on Apr 23, 2008

But what will we do without Microsoft? I don't think you've truly seen the ramifications of sending the entire Personal Computer industry overseas.

LOL

Mason for President! Common sense in government! (plus the beer in the fridge. )

LOL

uDigItTheMost

on Apr 23, 2008

I like all 4 things you said, but I have to penalize you for number 2 (and my reasoning may be number 2 ).

I know it's not your fault but your truck is broke down too much. With a record like that how can I be sure all the asshats will be gone?

erathoniel

on Apr 23, 2008

I'd vote except for #4.

Cedarbird

on Apr 23, 2008

beer in every fridge.

Beer, ew...gross!

Dr Guy

on Apr 23, 2008

Beer, ew...gross!

You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.

Adventure-Dude

on Apr 23, 2008

You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.

Yay more beer for us!

ParaTed2k

on Apr 23, 2008

But if you one, you'd continue to want to work for a living and we can't have that in a president!! ;~D

Cedarbird

on Apr 23, 2008

You are forgiven, because you are

1 - a girl
2 - A mormon

So instead I am sure Mason will provide you with some soft cider.

And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.

MasonM

on Apr 23, 2008

Well, ok, I admit that that I would have to actually give up working for a living, and of course those who don't care for beer would be given alternative options such as wine or Pepsi, but all the PC asshats still have to go.

ParaTed2k

on Apr 23, 2008

I'll drink to that!

Dr Guy

on Apr 24, 2008

And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.

Like AD says, that is more for the rest of us!

CedarBird for Surgeon General (we dont want a doctor to drink beer, now do we?)

ParaTed2k

on Apr 24, 2008

Cedarbird:

And I think beer just smells NASTY. Gross, man. Just gross.

I agree. I always wondered why people want to drink something infected by yeast. ;~D

SanChonino

on Apr 24, 2008

but all the PC asshats still have to go.

Again, I declare, stop getting rid of essential American industries! You want China to take over our computers, too?

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