Start Hating Someone Today
Today we hear a lot of talk about tolorance. love, and acceptance.
Well, I say bull!
Hate is where's it's at. It's natural and normal to hate anyone who is
not like yourself and I say DO IT!
You have every right to hate whomever you choose;don't let anyone tell
you differently. There are so many people in the world to hate, all you
need to do is to choose a few.
I have prepared a sample list to help you get started. This list is in
now way comprehensive, but it will guide you in the right direction so
that you can get started hating today.
Muslims: Now here's a good
group for you to hate. They are always going around blowing things up
and generally being a pain in the rear. Go ahead and hate them. They
deserve it.
Christians: These folks are
always going around preaching to folks, trying to save their souls, and
trying to push their beliefs off on others. Go ahead and hate them.
They deserve it.
Buddhists: Always wearing
those funny looking orange robes and shaving their heads so they look
like little Kojaks. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Atheists: Heathen scum who
have no morals to speak of, always pushing that stupid "Darwin"
nonesense. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Blacks: A bunch of lazy, drug
dealing, raping, stealing, scum. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve
it.
Whites: A bunch of lying,
cheating, power hungry swine who are always oppressing other peoples.
Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
American Indians: Lazy good
for nothing bunch who would rather live off governement money instead
of workiing. They act like everyone else owes them something. Go ahead
and hate them. They deserve it.
Asians: These funny looking
people eat strange smelling foods and are terrible drivers. Besides,
they're all too short. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve it.
Foreigners:
No matter where you live, you can always hate foreigners. They usually
speak some bizzarre language or other, and even if they do speak your
language they always have some kind of stupid accent. Go ahead and hate
them. They deserve it.
Poilice Officers: These people are always going around
sticking their nose in other people's business and keeping you from
driving as fast as you really need to. They are always arresting
innocent people for things they didn't do. Who needs them? Go ahead and
hate them. They deserve it.
Democrats: A bunch af namby
pamby whiny cry babies who want to raise your taxes to support them and
their so-called minority buddies so they don't have to work. Go ahead
and hate them. They deserve it.
Republicans: A bunch of
greedy, power hungry rich folks who would just as soon let widows and
orphans starve before spending a penny to help them. Go ahead and hate
them. They deserve it.
Homosexuals: A bunch of
perverts prancing around trying to seduce little children. Go ahead and
hate them. They deserve it.
Heterosexuals: This bunch
actually thinks they are normal. Go ahead and hate them. They deserve
it.
Yourself: You really should
start here. If you hate yourself, it is so much easier to hate others.
Besides, you fit into at least two of the other groups, so go ahead.
Hate yourself. You deserve it.
While this list isn't complete, it will give you a very good starting
place. So do the natural thing and start hating someone today!
Notice: This message has been
brought to you by the Society
To Undermine Peace In our Decade. Remember, if it's hate, it's S.T.U.P.I.D.