A bunch of useless crap
Am I stupid, or what?
Published on November 2, 2004 By MasonM In Blogging
Riverton "I just really love cow boys" is what she said to me right before she gave me the best tongue lashing I'd had in a long time. She was an Arapaho gal I met in  the bar in Riverton, Wyoming. She was definately very attractive, and looking for someone to spend the night with. At more than one point during the evening she said "let's go". Now, don't get me wrong, a young lady saying "let's go" ranks right up there in my my wildest dreams. But I don't know this gal, as pretty as she is.

Am I flattered? Hell yes! Am I interested? You betcha! Do I kiss her and fondle  her? Yep. To be honest, I haven't been with any woman since Jo Ann and I split up back in June so I was very tempted. Do I take her back to the truck? Nope. Why?, you ask. Well, in situations like this, I can't help but thinkof the old Groucho Marx  line : "I would never  belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member".

She was an exttremely good-looking woman, but the whole thing just didn't "feel right", and I always go with my gut:

1. she was way too drunk

2. she introduced herself by saying " hi my name is ________" and french kisssed me

3. Well, 1 and 2 along with her insistance that we "get outta here" put me off a bit

4. I really enjoyed #2

5. See Groucho Marx quote

6.  she was waaaay too good looking to be interested in someone like me

7. I figured she was on the rebound or perhaps even had some friend someplace and was looking for someone to roll.

8. Damn # 2 was really good, she followed up with a few of the same

9. I walked her home from the bar. She invited me in. I said, maybe next time I'm through here. Why? Because I'm a completely stupid asshole.

10. Momma said there'd be days like this.

Comments
No one has commented on this article. Be the first!