Some more IRC quotes from bash.org Remember some real people actually typed these Guys, I found the greatest glitch! It's one of those ads where you have to hit the target. You can click anywhere on it and you STILL get the prize! 53 free laptops for me! JA: would you date a christian? JK: Sure JK: I'd screw the Jesus right out of her JA: OMG i can't BELIEVE you just said that JK: Because once you've been in bed with me, you know the truth JK: there is no God D...

Found on the net. What is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? pi zz a

Those Canadians can be tough customers Link

Dear fellow Countrymen & Countrywomen As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 pm Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of thei...

Found this on the net. Here are the man laws. Finally somebody wrote them down. They are all numbered 1 on purpose. 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it th...

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest...

I fell asleep again in class today... that sucks man, what did the teacher do? I am the teacher >.

Pretty funny video clip. Link

In case you don't already know, bash.org lists funny (sometimes) stuff that's actually been said on IRC. If you don't know what IRC is, well, definately leave a comment as it should be funny as hell. #667490 +(1508)- [X] So I got this really big usb drive, and me and my dad are trying to put shit on it. *Simpe has entered #cancelled my dad said its too big, and I guess it was so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in my brother uses his and it fit...

I can't stop laughing! Link

I had to watch this one a couple of times. Talk about some real genius at work here. Link

Found this on the web. Kinda gives a new meaning to BSOD Link

I wrote a short article a while back about Terry Bisson's short story "They're made of Meat". Link Now, someone has made a movie. Pretty cute. Link