Found on the net. What is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? pi zz a

Found on the net. What is the volume of a pizza of radius z and thickness a ? pi zz a

Dear fellow Countrymen & Countrywomen As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 pm Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of thei...

Dear fellow Countrymen & Countrywomen As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 pm Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of thei...

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest...

Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest...

I fell asleep again in class today... that sucks man, what did the teacher do? I am the teacher >.

I fell asleep again in class today... that sucks man, what did the teacher do? I am the teacher >.

Pretty funny video clip. Link

Pretty funny video clip. Link

In case you don't already know, bash.org lists funny (sometimes) stuff that's actually been said on IRC. If you don't know what IRC is, well, definately leave a comment as it should be funny as hell. #667490 +(1508)- [X] So I got this really big usb drive, and me and my dad are trying to put shit on it. *Simpe has entered #cancelled my dad said its too big, and I guess it was so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in my brother uses his and it fit...