A Few Amusing Bash.org Quotes

Published on May 17, 2007 By MasonM In Humor

Sometimes the idiotic things people say on IRC can be pretty amusing.

Torodung (31985): You can't write code or design software that will secure "stupid." [..] If those folks were using an abacus, they'd probably get their head stuck in it.

activists in copenhagen have really figured it out this time
whats going on now?
now instead of throwing rocks and rioting
they have climbed up in a tower
and will jump out if the politicians doesn't listen to them

now there's a problem that solves itself if i've ever seen one

so
worth noting
running "reboot -h" does NOT produce a helpful usage message

rik: when did anakin skywalker become evil?
Melissa: when?!
Erik: in the sith grade!

I had to google "jfgi" to see what it meant. The irony is overwhelming.

<@Rakzor> I hate gravity, it's always keepin me down.

(@Da_Wrecka) Vista is something that Satan looks at and goes "FUCK, why didn't I think of that?"

Comments

Dr Guy

on May 18, 2007

The first is a universal truth!

MasonM

on May 18, 2007

The first is a universal truth!

Yep

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