After listening to both major candidates' views on the various issues I have decided to vote for Obama.
The main reason for this is his plan to redistribute the wealth in this country. I think that's a good thing. I think we should take other people's money (just not mine) and give it to those who need it most. As he's only talking about taking it from people other than myself I think that's a great thing. All of those rich people are just crooked leeches on society anyway. I mean really, what do any of them actually do to benefit our society anyway? I say take their money and give it to the poor and unemployed who truly do contribute to our society. Those rich bastards don't need all that money anyway.
Obama plans to use other people's money (not mine) to pay for health care benefits for those who can't afford them or simply claim they can't afford them. That's a good thing. I think other people should pay for such a program, just not me personally.
Obama plans to raise taxes on other people and not me. I think that's also a good thing as the government needs more money to spend on pet projetcs and for helping out those who are too lazy, errr I mean unable, to work. As long as other people (but not me) are paying for it, that's a good thing.
Obama will usher in a new era for America. One that will be all about change. The rich folks who can most afford it will foot the bill for the rest of us, just as it should be. The common man will no longer have to worry about high taxes, health care, or any of those other pesky issues that plague the working class. It's not like they'll actually have jobs and be working anyway. The rich folks will be paying for all of it for us.
As long as someone else is paying for it, I am all for it!