A bunch of useless crap
Published on August 17, 2008 By MasonM In Blogging

I'm hanging out in a truckstop hotel waiting out the PA oversize curfew (can't run on the weekend). The place happens to have a bar.

Several of us drivers were standing outside talking. One driver happens to be black and he got to talking about how some people toss around the word nigger, and how he didn't consider himself to be someone to whom that word applies.

The conversation turned to the whole moronic race thing for a bit, and I voiced my own opinion on how stupid racism is, as well as how some people are far too touchy on that subject, on which my new found friend agreed.

A little later while we were all sitting back in the bar and I got the idea to screw with the new bartender. Hell, someone has to break her in on dealing with truck drivers. I did walk over and give my new friend a heads up on what I was about to do, although I didn't give him any real specifics. I just told him I was going to screw with the new bartender and he should pay attention.

When she was at the far end of the bar, about as far away from me as she could get, I called her name in a loud voice and told her "I want to buy that nigger over there a beer!"

I swear, the look on her face was hilarious!  She was totally dumfounded for a moment. Those of us who were in on the earlier converasation were laughing our asses off, a number of other customers weren't sure what the hell to think, and she was stunned.

She finally figured out that I was screwing with her and she threatened me, telliing me that she WOULD get even. I laughed even harder over that.

The funniest part of all was after the laughter died down the black driver asked her "Well, aren't you going to give this nigger a beer?"

She gave him his beer and the rest of us were rolling with laughter.

We all went back outside to have another smoke (yeah I already fell off that wagon) and were laughing our asses off over it.

Personally I think that's the best way to deal with not only the whole racism idea, but the PC mentality in general. Make fun of it, have fun with it, and laugh at those who actually take that shit seriously.


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on Aug 17, 2008

Classic.  Fucking with people should be an Olympic event.

on Aug 17, 2008
Fucking with people should be an Olympic event.


Wow, wouldn't that be great? I could be an olympian!
on Aug 17, 2008

LOLZ - the ad is for interracial romance.  Maybe a bromance, huh? 

The bartender was probably afraid there was going to be a fight.  It's amazing that no one got offended over that incident.  It's good to know that people still have a good sense of humor about things. 

on Aug 17, 2008
It's amazing that no one got offended over that incident.


I think a couple of white folks were offended, or at least really uncomfortable

It's good to know that people still have a good sense of humor about things.


Yeah, that's really the point. The whole world would be better off with a bit more sense of humor.
on Aug 17, 2008

The whole world would be better off with a bit more sense of humor.

 

Word, homey.  Or is it homie?  I'm too white to know for sure.

 

I think a couple of white folks were offended, or at least really uncomfortable

 

Yeah that's the sad part.  To take the thread into philosophy land, why are the white people uncomfortable?

on Aug 18, 2008
To take the thread into philosophy land, why are the white people uncomfortable?


Beats me, the rest of us were having a ball.
on Aug 18, 2008
The place happens to have a bar.


Mason's radar is still working.

LOLZ - the ad is for interracial romance. Maybe a bromance, huh?


The ad now is almost as good - Evil Ring tones. Appropriate.

on Aug 18, 2008

Well I have to say the title definitely caught my attention and even more when I saw the authors name. Though I figured I knew what was coming. I wish I could have been there to see the look on her face. That would have been top choice Americans Home Video quality.

Yeah, that's really the point. The whole world would be better off with a bit more sense of humor.

And this is the reason I am who I am. It's my believe that humor is the best way to break tentions, break the ice and avoid a possible problem. Too many streesed people out there, I just wanna bring some joy to their lives with something a bit funny. Granted, I am not that funny most of the time but unexpected humor tends to have better results.

I think a couple of white folks were offended, or at least really uncomfortable

Well, I can't deny that having been there and not aware of what was going on, I probably would have had my eyes about to pop out of my face at first but would have probably caught on after seeing what followed. I think people really should lighten up and realize we need to stop being offended so easily. This joke kinda reminds me of the part in the Harry Potter movie The Prisoner of Azkaban where they have to face their greatest fear and then do an encantation that would turn it into something funny. Basically using humor to face the fear, such as now facing the fear of racism.

on Aug 20, 2008

It's my believe that humor is the best way to break tentions, break the ice and avoid a possible problem.

 

Yep.

on Aug 20, 2008

Absolutely brilliant.  As far as I'm concerned, this is the only way this issue should be treated.  Funny as hell, mate.

on Aug 21, 2008

dynamaso
Absolutely brilliant.  As far as I'm concerned, this is the only way this issue should be treated.  Funny as hell, mate.

 

Thanks. Personally I'd be happy to see the whole idea become something that never need be discussed again, but sadly I doubt that will happen in my lifetime.

on Aug 24, 2008

Honestly M, I would have loed to be there to see the look on hers and the others face...mine might have even mirrored hers cause now a days you don't know what to expect!lol! 

on Aug 24, 2008

foreverserenity
Honestly M, I would have loed to be there to see the look on hers and the others face...mine might have even mirrored hers cause now a days you don't know what to expect!lol! 

 

Well, I think we should all get past all the hate and the PC bullshit (which I think is just as bad) and just see each other as people. I think people are far too touchy about the whole subject, while at the same time I do know that there are still people of all races who still think that way. As far as I'm concerned they're idiots. I much prefer hating people as individuals

on Aug 24, 2008

I much prefer hating people as individuals

on Aug 25, 2008

very cool Mason, the best way to unarm the attachment some people have to the word Nigger to is poke fun at it! good work!

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