Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans. You should offer your posting style to hospital operating theatres as a highly-effective alternative to unconsciousness-inducing medications.

If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow the kneecap off a flea. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. As Ellen Glasgow once remarked: "He knows so little and knows it so fluently."

If that post was intended as a joke, you forgot to include the punch line. Do yourself and everyone else a favor: take a fatal overdose of your medication. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that the elephants throw you peanuts at your local Zoo, or if you didn't have a face that is registered as a biological weapon. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?

we really are sad! making up a flamefest!

What's this 'we' shit? You're the only one I see blappin' her lips here.....

oh please Mason I beg do not hold a flame fest ...

What's this "please" shit? See rule number 1.

What's this "please" shit? See rule number 1.

oy dickhead - get some bloody manners .... please!

Why the hell do you think I would waste my time writing up flames here?   The people I would flame don't have the intelligence required to even notice that they're being insulted and that just takes all of the fun out of it.  I mean, seriously, calling someone clueless is one thing, but when they're so absolutely and absurdly abundantly clueless that they can't even tell that you're pointing out the lack of grey matter mass in the vacuum that exists within their cranium, well, then why bother?

I'd be happy to take an extra large flame thrower out and make use of it, but it would be such a waste of resources and then some liberal tree-huggin' hippy would come along and blame me for global warming, as well as being a resource hog.  I'd rather burn up my natural resources keeping my home toasty warm or perhaps fueling my needless trips wheeling around wherever I may choose to go.

I suppose I probably should take advantage of this space to say that the NFL, it's fans, and the world in general would probably be well served if Bryant Gumble choked on his words and had to get mouth-to-mouth from Chris Collinsworth and somehow he was able to take both of them out at the same time, but that's only because both are so incompetent in calling NFL football games that having them banished from any future appearances on any media where you can hear or see them would be doing the world a great favor!

Why the hell do you think I would waste my time writing up flames here? The people I would flame don't have the intelligence required to even notice that they're being insulted and that just takes all of the fun out of it. I mean, seriously, calling someone clueless is one thing, but when they're so absolutely and absurdly abundantly clueless that they can't even tell that you're pointing out the lack of grey matter mass in the vacuum that exists within their cranium, well, then why bother?

I'd rather burn up my natural resources keeping my home toasty warm or perhaps fueling my needless trips wheeling around wherever I may choose to go.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. It's truly amazing the way you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your typing, but then, making sense isn't your area of expertise, is it? Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

I would insult you excuse for people but since nature has already given you all the insult of being horrendously ugly and so stupid, being a moron would be 3 notches up on the intelligence scale for all of you pathetic joeusers I will be kind and just not add any fuel to the fire.

I would insult you excuse for people but since nature has already given you all the insult of being horrendously ugly and so stupid, being a moron would be 3 notches up on the intelligence scale for all of you pathetic joeusers I will be kind and just not add any fuel to the fire.

Hey asshat, I said no polite posts! Can't you read?

Hey asshat, I said no polite posts! Can't you read?

you go boy!!

I would insult you excuse for people but since nature has already given you all the insult of being horrendously ugly and so stupid, being a moron would be 3 notches up on the intelligence scale for all of you pathetic joeusers I will be kind and just not add any fuel to the fire.

You are an unequivocally obtuse sycophant and a debased, buttock-rimming proof that evolution can go in reverse.

Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

I'd point out the error of your ways above, but screw that.  Lets just say that you choose the wrong Adams and  "missed it by that much!"

I'd point out the error of your ways above, but screw that. Lets just say that you choose the wrong Adams and "missed it by that much!"

Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if that pimple on your ass hadn't turned out to be a brain tumor. Your clue meter is reading zero, lets see if this registers: Get lost, creep!

I'd point out the error of your ways above, but screw that. Lets just say that you choose the wrong Adams and "missed it by that much!"

Leave it to a damn Terps fan to quote Maxwell Smart.

I would jump in and argue with the pointless but it’s like getting in a fight with a drunk. Your completely oblivious to the fact that your getting your ass whooped and you just keep coming back again and again until I give up. Then you’ll run off and tell everyone you won the fight anyway so fuck it.

Flame fest? Ok, veggie breath! Your linux is a lamb! you could not fight your way out of a virus with a blow torch! Penguins taste like chickens! But colder! You want hot? Try Tabasco!

Your laptop could not beat my grandmother! And LInux is for sissies! And dont get me started on Ubuntu! There are not enough U's in scrabble for that sorry system!

Pshaw! This is too easy! Why waste verbage on a penguin lover! Remember the Dopey joke? Heheheeheh - bwuahhahaha!