A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 30, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
I normally try to discourage flame wars on my blog but Dharma is missing the flamefests here at JU, so come on and let em rip!

Warning: all spelling and grammatical errors are fair game.

Rules:

1. Any polite posts will be ridiculed and then deleted.

2. You don't like it? Piss off!


Comments (Page 3)
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on Dec 31, 2006
What's this 'we' shit? You're the only one I see blappin' her lips here.....


A slippery and subtle knave.
on Dec 31, 2006
Threatening spanking while the threatened is leering at a Claudia Black avatar is more like an invitation than a threat...

"Thou art like the harpy, which, to betray, dost with thine angels face, seize with thine eagle's talons. Toads, beetles, bats, light on you. Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle which beasts would cough at.

The music of his own vain tongue doth ravish like enchanting harmony. As ass head and a coxcomb and a knave, a thin faced knave and gull. O, were mine eye bans into bullets turned, that in a rage I might shoot them at your faces.

Out, dung hill."


*the previous message brought to you by The William Shakespeare Insult Dictionary. Only a few plays were raped in the making of this reply.*


**but, then, I quoted Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Gangs of New York, so I guess at least I have to bow to the source material**
on Dec 31, 2006

BTW Guy, check the "Lost Saints" thread to see if my bullshit was even close. It's been a few years.

**Time out**

Noted and commented on.

**Time in**

Definition of an oxymoron, Bakerstreet quoting Shakespeare!  And not even in Hillbilly!

on Dec 31, 2006
Definition of an oxymoron, Bakerstreet quoting Shakespeare! And not even in Hillbilly!


ouch
on Dec 31, 2006
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
on Dec 31, 2006
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport


Yea, but mine is gas powered, not powderpuff like girls are!
on Dec 31, 2006
Yea, but mine is gas powered,


I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.
on Dec 31, 2006
I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.


ROFL!

Flame fest? This is a laugh fest!   

Smells better than your old stoagies!
on Dec 31, 2006
I knew I smelled something. Must be the tamales.


Oh please, that thing's so stretched out from his recreational activities, a tamale wouldn't stay put. A couple of jumbo burritos maybe.

Or to flame in the words of a wiser man than I, F--k you, F--k you, Fu--k you, F--k you, you're cool, f--k you, f--k you, I'm out of here.
on Dec 31, 2006
(Citizen)jennifer1December 30, 2006 19:37:48Reply #1


Nice cut and paste dip shit. (Is dip shit one word or two?) Next time don't come to flame war with unoriginal material. I can only imagine how many times you have lamely tried to impress people with such easily recognizable fluff.

I'd be disappointed if thought you actually had a brain. I know better.

After all, 95% of your content is regurgitated crap posted on the net somewhere.
on Dec 31, 2006
Nice cut and paste dip shit. (Is dip shit one word or two?) Next time don't come to flame war with unoriginal material. I can only imagine how many times you have lamely tried to impress people with such easily recognizable fluff.


we learn from the masters dickhead
on Dec 31, 2006
we learn from the masters dickhead


and just in case you are too thick to get it - you were the master!
Some day you will find yourself - and wish that you hadn't.
on Dec 31, 2006
Flamefest? yup, that does sound Flaming. Umm, that would make you all a bunch of Flamers. Why can't you people just stay home? Marching your Flamingnessness up and down the streets and public forums of our communities. Enflaming public opinion. What's next? A parade? And Flamewar is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.
And another thing... first gerbils, now innocent tamales and burritos. You inhuman monsters. What is wrong with you people? Must you extend your perverse behaviours into every facet of society. Now we know how TacoBell's food supply became tainted with e-coli.

You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent...
and thou shalt be saved.
on Dec 31, 2006
Now we know how TacoBell's food supply became tainted with e-coli.

You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent...
and thou shalt be saved.


your ass just called and asked for your head back!
on Dec 31, 2006
You will have a reckoning. The day of redemption is at hand. REPENT! Repent...
and thou shalt be saved.


What kind of sanctimonious, retarded moron are you? Oh, I know...you're just wanting to keep the Taco Bell food to stuff up your OWN rear end! Good grief, man, you're some kind of sick!!!
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