A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 29, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
I went to bed last night somewhere between 11:00 and 11:30. I was tired and still trying to catch up on my rest after a few weeks out on the road.

I don't think I had been asleep very long when I was awakened by someone knocking on my door. WTF? I don't know anyone who would be visiting me at this time of night. The people who know me know that I enjoy my sleep when I'm off the road. I looked out the window next to my bed and saw two people standing at my door. It was dark, but they both looked female. WTF? again.

As I didn't feel like getting up and am always somewhat grumpy when somebody wakes me, I opened the window and asked what they wanted. One of them walked over to the window and asked if she could talk to me. I told her I'm in bed and asked again what she wanted.

She him hawed around for a bit, making very little actual sense, and saying that she wasn't really comfortable standing out there talking about "this". I told her to get to the damn point as I wanted to go back to sleep. She finally got to the point, asking me if I 'wanted some company". You've got to be kidding me. I have to deal with this shit in truckstops, hookers knocking on my door and waking me up, but I sure as hell don't expect to deal with this shit when I am home.

I was pretty pissed and cut loose on her. Among other choice words told her all I wanted was some sleep and if I ever saw her around here again she'd be finding her ass sitting in a jail cell.

She must know one of my neighbors, and I am pretty sure I know which one, because she knew that I am a trucker. Somehow she thought that if I was a trucker I'd be open to the idea of commercial company. This shit really annoys the hell out of me. Only a very small percent of truckers, the scumbags, patronize the lot lizards. The rest of us have far more sense than that, but those few scumbags give all of us a bad reputation that I can certainly live without. I will be having a chat with that neighbor today.

Yeah, I'm an asshole when somebody wakes me up. I know that. But it really takes a lot of nerve for a whore to go to a stranger's house around midnight and knock on their door looking for business.

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on Dec 29, 2006
Well dang it, you have every right to be pissed! And yeah, how dear they?! If you want to get one of them girls you're man enough to do it yourself! Yeah! Ohhhh I would like to be the fly on the wall when you talk to that guy! Go easy!
on Dec 29, 2006
Hey door-to-door hookers... now thats capitalism in action!
on Dec 29, 2006
She get an A for initiative!

I would have been well and truly pissed off with her, I would probably have filled a bucket of water up and chucked it over her. What on earth did she think she was doing?

I would have told her to take a cold on

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on Dec 29, 2006

wow!  that's really over the top!  I hope your neighbor gets an earful from ya!

btw,  hope you have a great New Year's Mason!  and a good and "peaceful" weekend too

on Dec 29, 2006
Well dang it, you have every right to be pissed!


I thought so.

Ohhhh I would like to be the fly on the wall when you talk to that guy! Go easy!


I've already decided to just mention it in passing and mention the fact that I have a friend on the police force. That should be enough to discourage any future midnight knocks on my door.
on Dec 29, 2006
Hey door-to-door hookers... now thats capitalism in action!


More like stupidity in action if you ask me.
on Dec 29, 2006
What on earth did she think she was doing?


Trying to come up with some drug money would be my guess.
on Dec 29, 2006
wow! that's really over the top!


Yep.

btw, hope you have a great New Year's Mason! and a good and "peaceful" weekend too


You too, thanks.
on Dec 29, 2006

Are you sure these weren't your Christmas bonus from your employer, just arriving a little late? 

On a more serious note, sorry for the disturbance, and congrats for telling them to bugger off.  As you said, the rep your profession gets thanks to some will likely keep those folks employed for some time, but at least you aren't aiding in their economy.

on Dec 29, 2006
Are you sure these weren't your Christmas bonus from your employer, just arriving a little late?


hahahah
on Dec 29, 2006
the rep your profession gets thanks to some will likely keep those folks employed for some time, but at least you aren't aiding in their economy.


Yeah, we get a lot of negative press and a bad rap based solely upon the small percentage of bad apples in our barrel.
on Dec 29, 2006

Hey door-to-door hookers... now thats capitalism in action!

beats the hell out of Jehovah Witnesses!

on Dec 29, 2006
beats the hell out of Jehovah Witnesses


At least they don't come knocking at midnight. grrrr
on Dec 29, 2006
Weren't they good looking enough?
on Dec 29, 2006
Weren't they good looking enough?


That's neither the point or particularly funny. It implies that I would accept if they were "good looking" enough, and I find that quite insulting to say the least.
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