A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 29, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
I went to bed last night somewhere between 11:00 and 11:30. I was tired and still trying to catch up on my rest after a few weeks out on the road.

I don't think I had been asleep very long when I was awakened by someone knocking on my door. WTF? I don't know anyone who would be visiting me at this time of night. The people who know me know that I enjoy my sleep when I'm off the road. I looked out the window next to my bed and saw two people standing at my door. It was dark, but they both looked female. WTF? again.

As I didn't feel like getting up and am always somewhat grumpy when somebody wakes me, I opened the window and asked what they wanted. One of them walked over to the window and asked if she could talk to me. I told her I'm in bed and asked again what she wanted.

She him hawed around for a bit, making very little actual sense, and saying that she wasn't really comfortable standing out there talking about "this". I told her to get to the damn point as I wanted to go back to sleep. She finally got to the point, asking me if I 'wanted some company". You've got to be kidding me. I have to deal with this shit in truckstops, hookers knocking on my door and waking me up, but I sure as hell don't expect to deal with this shit when I am home.

I was pretty pissed and cut loose on her. Among other choice words told her all I wanted was some sleep and if I ever saw her around here again she'd be finding her ass sitting in a jail cell.

She must know one of my neighbors, and I am pretty sure I know which one, because she knew that I am a trucker. Somehow she thought that if I was a trucker I'd be open to the idea of commercial company. This shit really annoys the hell out of me. Only a very small percent of truckers, the scumbags, patronize the lot lizards. The rest of us have far more sense than that, but those few scumbags give all of us a bad reputation that I can certainly live without. I will be having a chat with that neighbor today.

Yeah, I'm an asshole when somebody wakes me up. I know that. But it really takes a lot of nerve for a whore to go to a stranger's house around midnight and knock on their door looking for business.

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on Dec 29, 2006
Citizen)Dr. GuyDecember 29, 2006 15:05:26Reply #12
Hey door-to-door hookers... now thats capitalism in action!

beats the hell out of Jehovah Witnesses



NOW THAT'S the quote of the day!! LOL
on Dec 29, 2006
beats the hell out of Jehovah Witnesses!


Beat me too it, damn you.

Okay, how 'bout a variation?

Makes you wonder if the Mormons and the Jehovahs Witness will up the ante to match the competition...............
on Dec 29, 2006

knock! Knock!

 

whos there.

hooker

hooker who?

hookergonna give yer stds.

heh

on Dec 29, 2006
knock! Knock!



whos there.

hooker

hooker who?

hookergonna give yer stds.

heh


Yep, that's about the size of it.
on Dec 30, 2006
I'd be just as concerned that they'd steal you blind. There's a REASON people go to hotel rooms and brothels, ya know?
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