A bunch of useless crap
Published on August 7, 2006 By MasonM In Misc
I got out my old mesquite hiking stick just to check it's condition and because I was considering putting it in my truck in case the hip was feeling especially good some time out on the road and I wanted to try a short hike. It's a great stick as mesquite is a very strong wood as well as light, and is the perfect length for me.

As I was checking it out I noticed that it's feeling pretty slick these days. Nothing worse than working up a good sweat and trying to hang on to a slick wooden staff. In the past I would always use Zog's Sex Wax on the upper part of the staff where I would be gripping it and it made it easy to keep a grip on it.

There's no surf shop in town so I'll have to hope I can get nearer the coast some time soon and pick up some Sex Wax. It's the best thing I've found for that sort of thing even though it's not really what it is made for.

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on Aug 07, 2006
Parafin!
on Aug 07, 2006
#1 by Dr. Guy
Mon, August 07, 2006 6:11 PM



[Dr. Guy]
Parafin!


Yeah, I could go that route, but surf wax seems to last a lot longer.
on Aug 07, 2006

Ah, Sex Wax.  I havent had any of that for YEARS....

I think I'm going to go off down memory lane and think about my surfing days now.....

on Aug 07, 2006
#3 by dharmagrl
Mon, August 07, 2006 7:15 PM



[dharmagrl]

Ah, Sex Wax. I havent had any of that for YEARS....

I think I'm going to go off down memory lane and think about my surfing days now.....


Ah, another youthfull surfer. I had no idea. Glad to know you're one of the club. I did a lot of my growing up on a surfboard.
on Aug 07, 2006

Ah, another youthfull surfer. I had no idea

I didn't learn until I was in my twenties, and I'm more of a longboard soul-surfer than I am a rip and cut kinda gal.  I prefer to feel like I'm connected to the ocean and the way it moves rather than try to shred those beautiful waves it's giving me. 

I have a feeling that you're the same way....yes?

on Aug 07, 2006
I have a feeling that you're the same way....yes?

here in Florida we pretty much have to be that way, but if I got someplace with some good surf (or a hurricane) I loved a short board and some serious air.
on Aug 07, 2006
I'm not touch that title!!
on Aug 07, 2006
#7 by foreverserenity
Mon, August 07, 2006 11:24 PM


Oh go ahead, touch it.
on Aug 07, 2006
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it
on Aug 08, 2006
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it


Me too, you stinkin' weiner.
on Aug 08, 2006
Great title... I figured, even as candid as you can be, the title was a teaser and the article would be about something else. Still, you suckered a few, which is always good

I am a bit of a surfer too, having grown up on one of the best beaches in Sydney as a kid (Mona Vale Beach). I too am partial to long boards and now that we're moving to Maroubra (one of the better beaches in the Eastern Suburbs), I'm thinking about getting myself another. Oh yeah, and sex wax is the only way to go...
on Aug 08, 2006
Whew. For a minute there I thought this was going to be about something else.

I don't know anything about surfing...would ear wax work?
on Aug 08, 2006
would ear wax work?


LOL!
on Aug 08, 2006
A lot of skate shops carry it too. I have even seen it in some inland sporting goods stores.
on Aug 08, 2006
#9 by island_gurl12
Mon, August 07, 2006 11:59 PM



[island_gurl12]
What kind of title is that?! I got lurred, damn it


Ah yes, the awesome power of a good title.
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