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Published on January 4, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
Today at work I looked down toward the end of the driveway and saw a shape moving across the drive. Whatever it was, it was pretty large and in real danger of being run over. It was also causing traffic to swing wildly around it. I decided to walk down and see what was up.

As I drew near to it I saw that it was a very large softshelled turtle that had wandered out of one of the ponds and had somehow managed to get under the fence and into the path of traffic. Just about that time I also saw a semi truck coming in, right at the turtle.

I waved my arms and got the driver's attention and got him to stop. I walked closer to the errant turtle who caught sight of me about that time and made a mad dash back toward the pond. Unfortunately it didn't duck under the fence in the same spot it had come out and got stuck.

I walked to it to see what I could do. This was a really HUGE turtle. I mean really BIG. I was trying to figure out how to get it freed from the fence and back to the pond without hurting it or getting bitten (those jaws can remove a finger easily) when the truck driver walked over to see if he could help. I had him pull up on the fence while I grabbed the turtle's shell at the rear end and dragged it back.

Naturally it made a couple of attempts to bite me with those sharp, powerful jaws but I managed to jerk my hands back in time to avoid losing any fingers or other much liked parts. I could see the low point where it had made it's egress under the fence about 10 feet away and did what I could to steer the frightened animal toward it as it dragged me along behind it. (Bear in mind I weigh 200lbs, this was one strong turtle)

Finally the turtle recognized the point where it could safely get under the fence and made a mad dash to it and ran, literally, back to the pond. I've never seen a turtle move that fast.

The trucker and I exchanged handshakes and we both obviously felt pretty good about saving the animal from being run over or injury from the fence.

I filled in the low spot under the fence so the turtle would hopefully not find it's way back into the road again.

I wonder where he thought he was going anyway?

Maybe a silly topic, but it was my adventure of the day and I'm sure the turtle is better off for not being flattened by that semi.

Comments
on Jan 04, 2006
I suppose this constitutes a shameless bump.
on Jan 04, 2006
how cold is it there? shouldn't all the water turtles there be snugly in bed for the winter?

i can only remember seein a softshell turtle doin something as suicidal as crossing a highway (or for that matter being a few seconds away from a body of water) once. for that matter, i've only found one squashed by the side of the road. i've always presumed they hadda be victims of love.

wonder if someone just dumped it out on the wrong side of the road?

glad you helped save it. and equally glad you seem to know how to handle softshells. lotsa people don't realize just how long their neck really are til it's too late.
on Jan 04, 2006
I live in Florida and it's warm, was high 70s today. We have a number of ponds on the property where I work and seeing turtles, snakes, and aligators moving around is not unusual. It's pretty much a daily thing here. But we have fences to try and keep them out of harm's way as much as possible. He (it) just found a low spot, or dug one.

It's possible he was trying to get away from a gator for whom those turtles are a dietary staple. Who knows?

I've lived around these animals most of my life so yeah, I know someting about them and how to not get bit. Try handling a gator sometime lol. (It happens)

I just couldn't stand by and watch it get killed by some vehicle. What can I say? I like critters.
on Jan 04, 2006
I live in Florida


sorry...i knew that but hadda temporary memory crash and thought you were still in wv.

the gator thing makes sense i guess, altho softshells--especially bigger ones--are such fast swimmers (they sorta remind me of rays in that respect) i wonder why it woulda taken to land.
on Jan 04, 2006
Beats me, but then gators swim pretty fast too.

WV? I lived in VA for several years before returning to Fla, but WV? They are different states ya know
on Jan 04, 2006
dang and here I was hoping for a package of fresh turtle soup! hahahhahahha
on Jan 04, 2006
I had the same kind of experience about a year ago. My sister and I were driving, and she noticed a turtle startign to cross the road from the grassy ditch nearby. I came to a screaching halt while my sister ran out of the car, picked up the turtle (which she later told me was hissing at her during this) and placed him safely back in the ditch, facing him to go further to where he came from.

Being huge animal lovers, it really made us feel great that we were able to save him. Good for you for taking the time and the risk of getting bit to be so considerate.
on Jan 04, 2006
dang and here I was hoping for a package of fresh turtle soup! hahahhahahha


ewwwwww
on Jan 04, 2006
#7 by jennybean
Wednesday, January 04, 2006




I had the same kind of experience about a year ago. My sister and I were driving, and she noticed a turtle startign to cross the road from the grassy ditch nearby. I came to a screaching halt while my sister ran out of the car, picked up the turtle (which she later told me was hissing at her during this) and placed him safely back in the ditch, facing him to go further to where he came from.

Being huge animal lovers, it really made us feel great that we were able to save him. Good for you for taking the time and the risk of getting bit to be so considerate.


Can't really blame them for hissing or trying to bite. They have no idea what's going on other than some huge creature is messing with them.

I would have loved to see someone try to pick up this monster. I'm betting it weighed at least 30 lbs. Probably more.

I'm no animal activist or anything, but I hate to see any critter suffer or die needlessly.
on Jan 04, 2006
Having never seen the turtles you described, and then reading that he almost out ran you made me laugh!  I guess not all turtles are slow!
on Jan 04, 2006
Guy. Florida soft shell turtles are the largest of the North American soft shells, gettng about 2 ft across, sometimes larger. They are a predator in the snapping turtle family and are both fast and aggressive.
on Jan 04, 2006
Wow, way to go Mason! thanks for saving the turtle I know nothing of soft shell turtles, appreciate the article for th info
as well as the humane part of it.

My son was given two turtles, back when he was still in school, and the guy said they were California Box turtles. Don't
know if that was the correct name. He kept them in the bathtub, however when I developed Rhuematoid arthritis, my
doctor said it woud be better if he got rid of them as they carry salmonella, easy for me to get sick with them in the tub.
Even tho I'd scrub it out before showering.

Too bad there wasn't a news crew around to catch you and the truck driver rescuing the turtle! would have made for a great
human interest tv spot!
on Jan 04, 2006
Yeah, Trudy keeping turtles as pets really isn't a good idea. They really belong out in the wilds anyway.

News? Heaven forbid! Last thing I want is to appear on any news program.
on Jan 04, 2006
Guy. Florida soft shell turtles are the largest of the North American soft shells, gettng about 2 ft across, sometimes larger. They are a predator in the snapping turtle family and are both fast and aggressive.


Glad your hip has healed then! Our only snappers are the 8 inchers. Nasty, but not limb threatening! But then you know that having lived here!
on Jan 04, 2006
I once saw a guy trying to poke a large softshell with a pretty heavy duty screwdriver. It snapped at it and bent the thing at about a 45 degree angle. He decided to leave it alone.