Today Is My Birthday

and other natural disasters

Published on October 23, 2005 By MasonM In Blogging

44 years ago today a terrible disaster happened; I was born, wholly against my will.

I was hoping to celebrate by going on a nice long ride today punctuated with some pub hopping, but between the remaining vestiges of the flu bug and the arriving Wilma weather, I'm holed up at home resting.

Mom bought the new tires for my bike last weekend as my birthday gift, gave me a nice card this morning, and has a nicer triple chocolate cake for later today ("no you can't have it for breakfast"). Nothing wrong with a peaceful, quiet day at home, but I'd rather be out riding.

Comments (Page 2)

xtine

on Oct 23, 2005

Happy Birthday!!!!

MasonM

on Oct 23, 2005

Thanks xtine.

singrdave

on Oct 23, 2005

Happy B-Day. Hope you are healthy, happy, and overfed today of all days.

ParaTed2k

on Oct 23, 2005

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, it's time to celebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A million npeople every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY From ME (& Wierd Al Yankovic!!!) ;~D

MasonM

on Oct 23, 2005

Happy B-Day. Hope you are healthy, happy, and overfed today of all days.

Thanks Singrdave.

MasonM

on Oct 23, 2005

#19 by ParaTed2k
Sunday, October 23, 2005

Thanks, I always was a Weird Al fan.

Moderateman

on Oct 23, 2005

MM late as usual{been watching my n.y.giants destroy denvers perfect season} yayyyyyy.

anyways happy Birthday mason, may you get all you need in the upcomming years, and most of what you want.

Peace brudda.

elie

MasonM

on Oct 23, 2005

Thanks Elie

Shalom

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