Do Gremlins Beat You In Your Sleep?

Published on June 11, 2005 By MasonM In Blogging

I awoke this morning with a very stiff and sore neck and shoulder. What the hell? I swear gremlins must have beaten me in my sleep. I feel like somebody used a baseball bat on me. How does this happen? What could a person possibly be doing while sleeping that causing such a thing?

I know, I've heard people say "I slept wrong." How do you sleep wrong? I didn't know there was a correct way to sleep. It's like if someone asks "Did you sleep well?" What do you say? "No, I made a few mistakes."

Do gremlins beat you in your sleep? Or is it just me?

Comments

Manopeace

on Jun 11, 2005

"I slept wrong."

I wonder if that is the same as "getting up on the wrong side of the bed"

But yes....you're not the only one that gets attacked by Gremlins in your sleep.

MasonM

on Jun 11, 2005

Getting up on the wrong side of the bed can be painful, especially if one side of the bed happens to be against the wall.

Trudygolightly

on Jun 12, 2005

I think it's the giant, the one that went up a bean stalk, that's beating me up while i sleep!
I used to have a king size bed to "travel" in, now just a twin size bed is all the room I have
for rolling around in, so I wake up sore as heck.

And where I come from, 'getting up on the wrong side of the bed" means one wakes up crabby.
Nothing I'd ever do............

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