Sometimes It Just Doesn't Pay to Get Out of Bed
Ok, now this just ain't right! Not only do I have to sit around doing nothing thanks to the injuries I incurred in the car wreck, and the lack of income that goes with not having worked in nearly 5 months for the same reason, but now my damned TV is going out on me. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Ok, not exactly a catastrophe, or even a major emergency. But Damn! It's not like I exactly have a lot to do other than sit here and watch the boob tube right now. The fates are sooooo cruel.
If I ever find that bastard Murphy, he's dead meat.