For a good while now I have been considering starting an everyday stupidity thread. Just the obviously stupid shit one runs across every day. I'll start it with this one:

Moist towelettes:

I ate some very good chicken wings at Coaches Corner in Fond Du Lac, WI tonight. They provide a few packets of moist towelettes with the wings.

I was reading the back of the towelette package and saw they actually have directions for how to use them. After reading the directions I just had to chuckle. The directions read: "Just tear open and use". I can imagine the person who wrote those directions struggling to resist the tempation to add the word "stupid" at the end.

I mean, really, is there someone out there who actually needs those directions? And if so, would they be able to read them?