Just to get out of the motel today I took a cab to the local mall. I had him drop me off at a corner and started walking. As I was standing and waiting for the light to change so I could walk across the street this guy stops his car and asks me "Where is Starbucks"?
Hell if I know. The car behind him was honking the horn, as was the car behind that one.
I decided to have a little fun and pretended I didn't hear him. I got away with it three times and numerous honks before he figured out I was screwing with him and he drove on.
Hell, I had no idea where the Evil Empire had a location anyway.
The light changed just as he pulled away, leaving the honking cars to wait until the next light change.
I serenely walked across the road.