A bunch of useless crap
Published on May 10, 2009 By MasonM In Blogging

Last night I spent the evening in a peanut shells on the floor kind of saloon in Montana. I was dressed in my usual manner, boots, cowboy hat, jeans, and button up shirt.

Several people in this bar kept calling me "cowboy". Now I have to admit that I just didn't know how to take that. Was it an insult? No? I just wasn't sure, but after the Nth time I was starting to get a bit annoyed by it.

I guess the bartender could tell that it was getting on my nerves and came over to me. She told me that it was not an insult but was instead a sign of respect. After all, MT is the "cowboy state" and calling someone a cowboy was a compliment, not an insult. I could live with that as she explained that was what folks called someone in a hat when they didn't know their name. No insult intended at all.

I was cool with that and looked at in in that light after that.

But ya know, you always have that one person. Always is. Asshole was from NY and it was obvious he had a problem with folks wearing a cowboy hat. He took all of about 30 seconds to get on my last nerve.

Lucky for me I wasn't the only one to lose patience with this asshat, and a couple of very large guys, in cowboy hats, escorted him out the door before I had the chance to reach the edge of civility.

Some folks just done't know how to play well with others. He went out kicking and screaming and somehow I have a feeling he got a bit of an attitude adjustment in the parking lot. I had nothing to do with it.

I am now in a small saloon in Western MT (it's a big state and takes all day to cross). There's a very nice (and cute) bartender, some friendly folks, and wifi access. Cool.

Nothing better than a friendly local saloon. I have been sitting here at the bar knitting on the sweater I've been working on and have several local cowboys and cowgirls ask about it, compliment the work, and so forth. Nice folks.

One lady did ask me if I was "gay or something" but I just responded by offering to give her a roll in the hay if she was looking for such. Actually, my exact words were "No, and I'd be happy to f-ck you right here, drop yer pants".

For some reason she felt the need to leave about then.

Sorry but I've lost patience with people who feel the need to cling to stereo types. I've alway felt they were idiots but at this point in my life I am just tired of trying to accomodate them. I'd rather just run them off and not have to talk to them at all.

Probably not exactly PC of me, but I just don't give a shit.

Tomorrow I'll ride over toward Seattle so I can deliver on Tuesday as scheduled. I have an oversized load I need to pick up there on Wednesday to haul back to WI. Nice to have the reload already set up. I know exactly what I need to do and can schedule accordingly. Good thing.

I haven't been home since December. I'm starting to feel it, but as long as the economy remains in the toilet what can I do? Hopefully things will pick up soon and I can actually afford to go spend some time at home relaxing. Right now I just can't as I hate to go home broke. My last paycheck was for two weeks as I hadn't been to the yard in that in span of time to turn in my paperwork, and it was less than half what I would normally make in that time.

Don't misunderstand, I know I write about spending time in bars and saloons, but I spend very little money in them. I nurse my beers and don't waste much money in them at all. I go to them for the music, the company, and the chance to spend some time oiut of my truck. It;s rare for me to spend more than twenty bucks in a saloon, including the tip for the barkeep. It's rare for me to actually get drunk. I just can't afford it.

I'm hoping to get to the Seattle area tomorrow early enough to get some laundry done. I stopped at a Wal Mart yesterday and bought some clean clothes {I couldn't afford). Not a good sign at all. I really need to wash some clothes. As much as I hate doing laundry  in a truck stop I need to do so. The clothing I bought will last me one more shower/change. That will be tomorrow, and that's stretching it for me.

I like to shower every day but realistically it just doesn't always happen and I have to go every other day at times. Not great but is reality in the trucking biz. Still requires a lot of laundry.

Ah well, I'm only 600 miles or so from where I need to be tomorrow to get laundry and such done. That's only a day's ride so I can get it done easily. I'm looking forward to having my favorite shirt clean and ready to wear again. And not looking forward to having to was the damn thing.


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on May 11, 2009

Here's to clear roads, good weather, and a laundromat! 

on May 11, 2009

Great to get caught up with you and I was glad you posted today, given what day it is.  I know that must have been really hard.      Been thinking about your spring travels and hope the snow is gone for you.  It was 90 here today!  

 

judy

on May 12, 2009

Driving through a car wash with your clothes pinned to the outside of the truck isn't an option I think?

 

on May 12, 2009

Mason, did you make it to Seattle? How things going?

on May 14, 2009

Big Fat Daddy
Here's to clear roads, good weather, and a laundromat! 

thanks

on May 14, 2009

notronaj
Great to get caught up with you and I was glad you posted today, given what day it is.  I know that must have been really hard.      Been thinking about your spring travels and hope the snow is gone for you.  It was 90 here today!  

 

judy

Thanks. I hit a snowstorm crossing Snoqualmie pass.

Yeah, some days are tough, ya just deal with them and move on.

on May 14, 2009

Awake98
Driving through a car wash with your clothes pinned to the outside of the truck isn't an option I think?

 

make one big enough for my rig and I just might go for it

on May 14, 2009

the_Peoples_Party
Mason, did you make it to Seattle? How things going?

Yeah I got in and out ok. On my way to Wi now. Is a pretty load and I had to tarp it. Lots of work there and left me with a very sore hip that will bother me for a few days, but at least I'm getting paid

on May 16, 2009

If you're ever in TX, let me know.  Laundry is the only household chore I enjoy doing so I'd be happy to do yours...

on May 16, 2009

Last night I spent the evening in a peanut shells on the floor kind of saloon in Montana. I was dressed in my usual manner, boots, cowboy hat, jeans, and button up shirt.

Several people in this bar kept calling me "cowboy". Now I have to admit that I just didn't know how to take that. Was it an insult? No? I just wasn't sure, but after the Nth time I was starting to get a bit annoyed by it.

gee whiz, you dressed up as a COWBOY (according to your OWN description of your attire) and people referred to you as one. How novel.

I assure you it is not an insult, more of an observation, maybe they found it humorous, if you were dressed up as a vampire or policeman or an alien they would have probably commented on it as well in their drunken state (although, one does not have to be drunken to make such a comment), its more of an ice breaker with an interesting individual.

on May 18, 2009

YOU COWBOY! 

Sorry I couldn't resist. 

I love Montana.  We traveled all over that place around Glacier quite a few years ago.  God's country for sure.  I just loved the wide open spaces with the beautiful backdrop. 

I just got back from a road trip myself going from VA to Ohio thru Indiana and Illinois to Iowa some of it driving another rental moving truck.  After we got out of the Blue Ridge Mountains it was all flatland with not much but cornfields to look at.  Definitely not Montana. 

 

 

on May 19, 2009

Ok, Trucker, where are you rolling now?  North, south, east, west?  Hopefully with big, full loads and making lots of $$$$$.  Drive safe.

judy

on May 21, 2009

maybe they found it humorous

HIghly doubtful. We're talking Montana here. Many, many folks wear such hats and boots there, as I have done all of my life.  As was explained to me, in that area calling someone "cowboy" is a sign of acceptance and respect. It just struck me as somewhat odd as I have been through Montana many, many times over the years and had not run across that before.

on May 21, 2009

judi75
If you're ever in TX, let me know.  Laundry is the only household chore I enjoy doing so I'd be happy to do yours...

I'd probably take ya up on that as I hate doing laundry.

on May 21, 2009

KFC Kickin For Christ
YOU COWBOY! 

Sorry I couldn't resist. 

I love Montana.  We traveled all over that place around Glacier quite a few years ago.  God's country for sure.  I just loved the wide open spaces with the beautiful backdrop. 

I just got back from a road trip myself going from VA to Ohio thru Indiana and Illinois to Iowa some of it driving another rental moving truck.  After we got out of the Blue Ridge Mountains it was all flatland with not much but cornfields to look at.  Definitely not Montana. 

 

 

Montana is one of my favorite parts of the country, in the Summer. If it weren't for the brutal Winters I'd consider living there.

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