Hey!  I just wrote one on what democrats and republicans both want!  Not as graphic, but I can see why foreigners think that our politics is Mutt and Jeff.  No difference from the outside, just the port of entry.

I co-worker told me a joke her little girl told her:

Why was Tigger jumping around the toilet?... Because he was looking for Pooh. I guess he could also find Pooh in Washington.

Heh, I wrote something awhile back...during the last presidential election I believe:

"Voting for a candidate is like choosing a prison cell, you may like one better than the others but you'll still get fucked in the ass."

Admittedly I'm a bit more crass.

~Zoo