A bunch of useless crap
Published on February 23, 2008 By MasonM In Blogging

Monday morning I'll be heading to an auction yard about 2 hours from here to pick up a wide load. It's a large John Deere farm tractor. The guy was wanting me to come and pick it up today but that simply wouldn't have worked.

Being a wide load I would have to get oversized permits before I could actually roll with the thing and the states' permit offices aren't open on the weekends much like any other state office. No way I was going to go down there and load the thing today and then have to sit there with it until Monday. That would just be stupid. I told the guy I would be there Monday morning to load the thing and that was that.

I'm currently just sitting around listening to it rain and knitting a very ugly tie. I picked out some multi-colored yarn that I thought would produce the most hideous tie possible and am knitting it up. I hadn't knit a tie before so it's something a little different, and the ugliness is just for shits and giggles. I have several inches of it done and just as I had hoped it promises to be truly hideous.

I wasn't sure how best to knit the thing up. At first I tried a straight garter stitch but didn't like the way it was looking so I frogged it and tried stockinette. That looked better but, as stockinette has a tendency to do, the bottom edge was rolling up pretty badly. I frogged it again and tried a seed stitch. Didn't like it. Frogged. I then tried a 1x1 rib.  I like it.

Ah well, the things we do to amuse ourselves.

 

 


Comments
on Feb 23, 2008
If you get the chance, take a pic of the tie and post it. I wanna see just how ugly, ugly is. It cannot be any worse than what my father wore in the 70's. Yikes!


I'll be posting a WIP (work in progress pic shortly). Trust me, it's pretty damn ugly.
on Feb 23, 2008
Ok, shot a couple of pics of this ugly thing.



on Feb 23, 2008
Oh, good gracious! Yep, that's worse than Papa would wear. So, where ya gonna wear it to?


Told ya.

Dunno about wearing it but enjoying making it.
on Feb 23, 2008

It is ugly.  Might make for a good gag gift for someone!

on Feb 23, 2008
It is ugly.  Might make for a good gag gift for someone!


Yep it might at that.
on Feb 23, 2008
True it's ugly tie but it might be a cool hat.

Going Wide And Ugly

I remember the old days when closing time at the bar occasionally I would go wide and ugly.   
on Feb 23, 2008
True it's ugly tie but it might be a cool hat. Going Wide And UglyI remember the old days when closing time at the bar occasionally I would go wide and ugly.   


on Feb 24, 2008
The ugly tie which I have named the Skittles Tie, is finished and looking every bit as ugly as I intended.

on Feb 27, 2008

You look like Al Borland (Home Improvement) in the photo!

on Feb 27, 2008
You look like Al Borland (Home Improvement) in the photo!


on Feb 27, 2008
Dude, that is one scary tie!


Why thank you
on Feb 27, 2008

I agree with the Al Borland comment!   Not a bad looking tie M!  You know, you're really talented for a man who taught himself how to knit, you're doing dang good! Now about that bag....!

on Feb 27, 2008
I agree with the Al Borland comment!   Not a bad looking tie M!  You know, you're really talented for a man who taught himself how to knit, you're doing dang good! Now about that bag....!


Thanks
on Feb 27, 2008
~droolz.I want it.


Ya know ugly is the new chic.