Yeah, I'm evil incarnate.
I walked over to the c-store to get a couple of things. This homeless guy hit me up for money. I'm really short on cash myself at the moment after spending two weeks not working. The dude started giving me a hard time about it and I basically told him to fuck off.
This unwashed piece of scum made the mistake of grabbing ahold of me and screaming at me. I shoved him away from me and as I started to walk away this moron ran towards me and took a swing at me. Well, sorry, homeless or not ya just don't try and assault me. I did what any evil sort of person would do and knocked this piece of shit on his ass. Much to my surprise he jumped up and came at me again, at which point I got serious and lit into him so as to make sure he was finished with his little fit.
Just my luck a cop rolled by about the time I laid this scumbag out on the pavement. It took me a couple of minutes to convince the cop that this piece of human refuse assaulted me and I was just defending myself. I had to suffer through the whole frisking and ID check bullshit thanks to some mentally imbalanced piece of shit.
The cop finally finished checking me out and said that he had busted this moron before for pretty much the same thing. Oh yeah? Then why the fuck are you messing with me? He said it was his job to check out anyone involved in such nonsense.
Yeah, ok, honest citizens have to be hassled because some scumbag feels like causing trouble. There's justice for ya.
The cop finally scooped up and cuffed the homeless asshole and let me go on my way. He did make a point of telling me that after he took the scumbag to the hospital he would write it up as self defense so I didn't have to worry about the scumbag pressing charges against me. Well, I guess that's something.
Yeah, I'm an evil person who goes around beating up homeless people.
I wonder if we can make it an Olympic event?