A bunch of useless crap
Published on January 22, 2008 By MasonM In Current Events
Most of us have seen them, those rubber ornaments that look like a bull's nut sack. They started among truckers, especially bull haulers, as something of a joke but caught on among non-truckers as well and can be seen hanging off the backs of pickups and cars in many places. While I personally find them a bit crude they're hardly obscene.

Virginia State Delegate Lionel Spruill introduced a bill to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers. This is the same guy who tried to have baggy sagging pants outlawed in VA three years ago. Ok, maybe these things are in poor taste, but a safety hazard? Come on now! This guy is obviously a nut case (pun intended).

These things are typically called bull nuts, so how exactly does that affect this crazy bill that specifies human genitalia? I guess if one calls them bull nuts they'd be legal? Or will the state of Virginia classify livestock as humans in this case? Or is this guy just crazy as a loon and looking for a little attention? Does he need more medication?

With all of the truly serious things going on in the world today championing a ban on rubber bull balls seems a little silly to me.

Comments
on Jan 22, 2008

Safety hazard?

Hmmm.....

"Hey honey look at those BALLS on that truck!!!"

*swerve*...*crash*

"50 car pileup on the interstate today.  The cause was apparently the dangerous allure that testicles possess when hanging off of a trailor hitch."

Now, maybe boobs would cause an accident...I really couldn't see balls doing the same thing.

~Zoo

on Jan 22, 2008

Safety hazard?


Hmmm.....


"Hey honey look at those BALLS on that truck!!!"


*swerve*...*crash*


"50 car pileup on the interstate today.  The cause was apparently the dangerous allure that testicles possess when hanging off of a trailor hitch."


Now, maybe boobs would cause an accident...I really couldn't see balls doing the same thing.


~Zoo




Yeah the whole thing seems pretty silly doesn't it? I heard that Maryland is also trying to outlaw them.
on Jan 22, 2008
calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.


So I guess TV's in the cars that can be seen from the car behind them, American flags sticking out of their windows, the billboards on the highways and even the ads for the current Presidential candidates all over the place are not distractions at all?
on Jan 22, 2008

Balls - aluminum bats - and just a couple of years ago - baggy pants!

We pay these clowns too much money!

on Jan 22, 2008
Ah nuts what will they play with next?
on Jan 22, 2008

calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers.




So I guess TV's in the cars that can be seen from the car behind them, American flags sticking out of their windows, the billboards on the highways and even the ads for the current Presidential candidates all over the place are not distractions at all?



Of course not, those things don't make this guy feel those uncomfortable repressed gay feelings I guess.
on Jan 22, 2008

Balls - aluminum bats - and just a couple of years ago - baggy pants!


We pay these clowns too much money!




No doubt.
on Jan 22, 2008

Ah nuts what will they play with next?


Yeah, it's an itchy topic to be sure.
on Jan 23, 2008
Yeah, it's an itchy topic to be sure.


Virginian Trooper: Good Morning, I need your license, registration, proof of insurance and also your balls.
Driver: My what?
Virginian Trooper: Yer balls
You want my balls?
Virginian Trooper: Yep, here in the state of Virginia we cut off your balls and put them balls to the wall.

on Jan 23, 2008
No Rocky Mountain Oysters in Virginia!
on Jan 23, 2008
No Rocky Mountain Oysters in Virginia!


No, we have a lot - now. None next year. They dont keep well after being harvested.
on Jan 25, 2008