Most of us have seen them, those rubber ornaments that look like a bull's nut sack. They started among truckers, especially bull haulers, as something of a joke but caught on among non-truckers as well and can be seen hanging off the backs of pickups and cars in many places. While I personally find them a bit crude they're hardly obscene.
Virginia State Delegate Lionel Spruill introduced a bill to ban displaying replicas of human genitalia on vehicles, calling it a safety issue because it could distract other drivers. This is the same guy who tried to have baggy sagging pants outlawed in VA three years ago. Ok, maybe these things are in poor taste, but a safety hazard? Come on now! This guy is obviously a nut case (pun intended).
These things are typically called bull nuts, so how exactly does that affect this crazy bill that specifies human genitalia? I guess if one calls them bull nuts they'd be legal? Or will the state of Virginia classify livestock as humans in this case? Or is this guy just crazy as a loon and looking for a little attention? Does he need more medication?
With all of the truly serious things going on in the world today championing a ban on rubber bull balls seems a little silly to me.