A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 30, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I finally rolled into home about an hour or so ago. I kicked off my shoes, put on a pair of shorts, opened a cold one, and put my feet up. Ahhhhhhhh, heaven.

Shortly after I got comfortable my mother walked over and told me they were heading for Wal Mart to do some shopping and asked if I wanted to go along. "Yeah Mom, I just walked in the door after more than six weeks on the road and I want to go to Wally World. Thanks, but I think I'll pass."

Inertia has hit me like a ton of bricks. I am so very not ert right now. Going anywhere, let alone that evil bastion of capitalism, is out of the question. I intend to just sit here, enjoy the tinkling of my little fountain in the corner, and veg for a while.

Tomorrow is the first Saturday of the month which means it's Bike Night. That's always a good time as bikes, including a LOT of custom bikes, roar into town for a party. I'm sure I'll cruise up town on my silly little recumbent and check them out. As funny as it seems my bent always gets a lot of attention on Bike Saturdays. No roar and no leather, but my Amish Harley always gets a few conversations going. Besides, there's always plenty of beer and biker chicks.

But tonight is dedicated for imitating a vegetable. Wal Mart be damned.


Comments
on Nov 30, 2007
I am partial to the celery approach.  Stiff at first, but wilting with each brew.
on Nov 30, 2007

I believe I'm going to follow the path of the vegetable tonight.  I've got a final Monday...so in preparation for studying, I shall enjoy some rest.

~Zoo

on Nov 30, 2007

I am partial to the celery approach.  Stiff at first, but wilting with each brew.


Works for me
on Nov 30, 2007

I believe I'm going to follow the path of the vegetable tonight.  I've got a final Monday...so in preparation for studying, I shall enjoy some rest.


~Zoo




Hmmm, perhaps we could start a new religious movement. "The Way Of The Vegetable".
on Nov 30, 2007
Zen Broccoli, the way of the couch vegetable, not to be confused with a couch potato.
on Nov 30, 2007

Zen Broccoli, the way of the couch vegetable, not to be confused with a couch potato.


on Nov 30, 2007

I know alllll about being a vegetable,  I'm the one that invented being a couch potato! 

Enjoy!  enjoy,  enjoy your time off!  Wally be hanged

 

on Nov 30, 2007
Glad you are home! Vegetate away my friend!!
on Nov 30, 2007

I know alllll about being a vegetable,  I'm the one that invented being a couch potato! 


Enjoy!  enjoy,  enjoy your time off!  Wally be hanged


 





Glad you are home! Vegetate away my friend!!


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