A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 19, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I finally made it to the yard today. My alternator went south on me in SD and I had to rely on my generator to keep my batteries charged from there. I rolled into the yard with the genny running and promptly rolled into the shop.

Once they replaced the alternator I went to the hotel and after checking in (my frequent guest card was full so I got $40 off the rate) walked over to Applebee's for dinner and a couple of cold ones. It was an interesting Monday at Applebee's.

I received the usual welcome from the Applebee's crew and ordered some dinner along with my usual cold one. The bartender asked me how I was coming along with the hat I was making for her (almost finished), a few of the servers came over to give me hugs and ask how my trip had been, and the manager bought my beer. I felt quite welcomed and comfortable. Things kind of got weird from there.

At some point I met the bartender's boyfriend. He is a young, goofy looking kid who doesn't know which end of a ball cap is supposed to be in front. A server who I didn't think even knows I am alive came over to pat me on the back and ask how I was doing. I saved one (very good looking) server from dropping her drinks, and the very cute little redhead with whom I am in serious lust totally ignored me as usual.

The bartender once again mentioned how much I remind her of her father. She also complained about a headache. After a couple of questions about the location of her headache I had her come around the bar to my stool and I applied fingers to just the right spot at the base of her skull to relieve her pain. I've always had a knack for such things.

Since I was a kid I've had a talent for relieving other people's pain (never works on myself). I can actually raise the temperature of my hands and fingers, I've used a thermometer to verify this, and by applying them to the source of the pain points with a bit of massage I can make people's pain decrease a great deal. I don't really know how it works but I can always tell when someone's pain is decreased because it increases the pain in my hands and arms. When it stops increasing I know I have it all, or at least most of it.

She thanked me for taking away her headache with my massage technique, and said how much better she felt. She was a lot more chipper which told me she felt some relief. It was just muscle tension from what I could tell.

A former bartender came into the place and when she saw me she zeroed in and came over to give me a hug and tell me where she is now working. She insisted that I come to visit her at her new place. I promised that I would. She's quite cute so I am sure that I will. She told me all about the place and said that she was sure that I would like it. I told her that I would try to get over there the next time I am in town.

I really wish I was better looking. I can't imagine what things would be like if I was actually not ugly. LOL That's a joke folks. If I was actually good looking my ego wouldn't fit in a big rig.

I shot the shit with a few other people there before I decided that it was time for me to retire for the evening. I had meant to catch up my paperwork tonight but that never happened. I'll do it in the morning while having my coffee.

The tv is on the Sci-fi channel. Anime sucks.

I exchanged several emails with my oldest son yesterday after not hearing from him in over 10 years. It was extremely good to hear from him. He's attending college, majoring in psychology. I'm proud of him. He's also a computer geek ( like father like son I guess). My life changed a lot with that first email from him.

I did get a compliment from him when he asked what Linux distro I use and I replied that I use Slackware. It's an old school distro and requires a bit of knowledge to use. He told me that he was impressed and that he found Slack to be an exercise in 'frustration and masochism'. I just had to laugh at that as I find it quit logical and simple.

I haven't seen my three boys in about 11 years. I hope they've grown to be better looking than myself.

I spent at least part of my time at Applbee's drinking and trying to not think about my boys, much as I've been doing for the past 11 years. Since the emails I found it no longer works.

Some fathers are better than others.

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on Nov 19, 2007
Damn, Mason, you're one hell of a smooth operator. Girls just flockin' to ya, huh? Lucky dog, you.

It was extremely good to hear from him


That's good to hear. Told ya it was the right decision. I'm good with figuring out the human mind. Interesting little skill I picked up by listening to people.

Definitely good to see you've got a back and forth going.

~Zoo

on Nov 19, 2007

Damn, Mason, you're one hell of a smooth operator. Girls just flockin' to ya, huh? Lucky dog, you.


Yeah but none of them are sleeping with me. I think they see as a kind of a dad or something.

It was extremely good to hear from him


That's good to hear. Told ya it was the right decision. I'm good with figuring out the human mind. Interesting little skill I picked up by listening to people.

Definitely good to see you've got a back and forth going.

~Zoo




Yeah it was, but as I expected it has sprung open that can o'worms.
on Nov 19, 2007
Yeah it was, but as I expected it has sprung open that can o'worms.


Eh, sometimes you just have to face your worms before you can get peace of mind. The can runs out of worms eventually.

~Zoo
on Nov 20, 2007

Yeah it was, but as I expected it has sprung open that can o'worms.


Eh, sometimes you just have to face your worms before you can get peace of mind. The can runs out of worms eventually.

~Zoo


You'd be surprised at how many worms a can can hold, but thanks. I get your drift.
on Nov 20, 2007
Girls just flockin' to ya, huh?


It's his eyes.



It's the beard. Men with beards just look much more manly than lesser clean-shaven beta-males
on Nov 20, 2007
A girl could get lost in there.


Well, grow it long enough and a mammoth could get lost in my beard.
on Nov 20, 2007
EL thought she didn't like the Hasidic beard look either until I shaved the thing off last Christmas. Then she decided that she liked me better fully overgrown.

Took me months to get a proper flavor-saver back on my chin.

Trust me Mason, the beard's the thing.
on Nov 20, 2007


I think they just see me as a substitute dad.
on Nov 20, 2007

(think extremely. hairy. pussy. hairy from the navel to the knees. would you want to stick your face in that? lord only knows what you might find.)

Well, thank you for that thought.  I now know what my nightmares will be should I ever have any more.

~Zoo

on Nov 20, 2007

Sounds like a good evening all the way around.  I am glad your son wants to hear from you.

As for the little red haired girl, she probably knows of your interest, and that is why she is playing it cool.  Women have that sixth sense when it comes to men and attention, no matter how hard we try to hide it.

on Nov 20, 2007
no matter how hard we try to hide it.


You mean by staring wide eyed and drooling? I know it's subtle, but women really pick up on that for some reason.

~Zoo
on Nov 20, 2007
but I still say it's his eyes. A girl could get lost in there.


Amen to that!


And that quiet charm too! Don't sell yourself short M, give it a chance with the right woman!
on Nov 20, 2007

Sounds like a good evening all the way around.  I am glad your son wants to hear from you.


As for the little red haired girl, she probably knows of your interest, and that is why she is playing it cool.  Women have that sixth sense when it comes to men and attention, no matter how hard we try to hide it.




Nah, I'm too old for her and she's far too young for me, I just think she's cute.
on Nov 20, 2007

but I still say it's his eyes. A girl could get lost in there.




Amen to that!





And that quiet charm too! Don't sell yourself short M, give it a chance with the right woman!




Thanks
on Nov 20, 2007

Bobbi and Jennifer did not speak to me for 8 years mason Bobbi finally came around about 3 years ago and now we speak all the time on the phone and such, she even invited me to her home in Houston, which I am going to dec3rd for a few days. her and Sean her hubby and my 3 grand kids have been here to see me twice, I am so happy about that. Jennifer wants nothing to do with me, she never even called when I almost died in January, I still have gotten no reply from any member of my old family about why this has happened as she has no reason other that I left her mother when she was 21. She is now 31 and has hurt me more than I can put to paper. I must have been a horrible father to her.

Us "rugged face individuals" pull lots of women Mason, it's our bad boy looks and gentle behavior that makes em wet!!

 

 

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