48% of all polls are totally made up.
92% of people who believe polls are factual are complete morons.
66.7258792% of people who look up polls on the internet have a hang nail.
32% of people aren't.
97% of dogs lick their own ass.
2% of dogs lick their owner's ass.
1% of dogs are killed for biting their owner's ass.
98% of statistics are manipulated.