A bunch of useless crap
Published on August 21, 2007 By MasonM In Home & Family
Some folks really shouldn't attempt home repairs themselves as they simply have no idea what they are doing. When I bought this place I noticed that the cold water valve in the bathtub had a slow, steady stream no matter how tightly you twisted it off. Obviously a bad washer.

Today I finally got around to taking the valve apart to replace the faulty washer. When I got it apart I noticed that someone had previously tried to fix it and had used a flat washer. The compression marks on the washer suggested that the valve seat was concave, not flat. A quick check with a flashlight indicated this to be the case.

I guess whomever had attempted the repair had no clue what they were doing and had chosen the wrong washer and the result was a failed repair. They had also tightened the washer retaining screw far too tightly so that even if they had used the right washer it would have still leaked. The thing I can't understand is why they chose to just leave it that way instead of finding someone who did know what they were doing to determine why the new washer failed to fix the problem.

I disassembled the valve assembly and installed the correct convex washer, reassembled everything, and restored the water supply. No more leak, just as I expected.

I've always been a do-it-yourself kind of guy, but if I am not sure of what I am doing I will at least make an attempt to learn about the repair in question before attempting it. I just can't understand someone blindly attempting a plumbing repair, even a simple one such as this, without taking a few minutes to educate themselves on how the device works, the parts involved, and the styles and types of variations of the device. It saves a lot of headaches and expense.

Some folks really should just call in a professional and let them make the needed repairs for them. I'm sure the water wasted by that leak cost them far more in the long run than a plumber would have charged them to make a simple washer change.

Comments
on Aug 21, 2007
That is me. I should stay away from the wrench, far far away.

Currently I have a drain in the bathtub that doesn't want to drain. The drain chooser thingy (and I've just lost screw driver privileges) seems to be stuck in the middle, between drain and plug. Closer to plug, though. It drains verrrry slooooowly. No clue what to do. Can't afford a professional right now.
on Aug 21, 2007
That is me. I should stay away from the wrench, far far away.

Currently I have a drain in the bathtub that doesn't want to drain. The drain chooser thingy (and I've just lost screw driver privileges) seems to be stuck in the middle, between drain and plug. Closer to plug, though. It drains verrrry slooooowly. No clue what to do. Can't afford a professional right now.


That's usually a pretty easy fix, IF you know what you're doing. You can learn some basic repair techniques on the web with a bit of googling. Or get a home repair/plumbing book from the library.

Best bet though would be to find a friend who knows how to do that and invite him/her over for dinner.

I call some of things 'simple' because I've been doing them for years. If you're mechanically challenged hanging a picture can be less than simple
on Aug 21, 2007
I'm getting better. I double-handedly turned on the water to our toilet even though the valve was stripped, and I was able to take care of something else that I don't really remember now. But hey, it was more than I usually do. (double-handedly = someone told me how to do it, and then I used the wrong kind of pliers, but eventually got it right)
on Aug 21, 2007
I'm getting better. I double-handedly turned on the water to our toilet even though the valve was stripped, and I was able to take care of something else that I don't really remember now. But hey, it was more than I usually do. (double-handedly = someone told me how to do it, and then I used the wrong kind of pliers, but eventually got it right)


Most of it is a combination of common sense, the right tool for the job, and a bit of knowledge.

Whatever moron tried to fix the valve in the past obviously used pliers to disassemble the valve and rounded off the wrench planes so I had to use a pipe wrench to do it instead of a proper wrench.
on Aug 21, 2007

Wrench?  Wrench?

I thought this was about a Wench!  I am so disappointed!

on Aug 21, 2007

Wrench? Wrench?

I thought this was about a Wench! I am so disappointed!



The wench held the wrench.


Feel better?


Totally unrelated aside but I used to have a very close friend who tended bar and the fastest way to get her seriously pissed off was to call her a serving wench.
on Aug 21, 2007
Totally unrelated aside but I used to have a very close friend who tended bar and the fastest way to get her seriously pissed off was to call her a serving wench.


All I have to do is show this to my wife. I think my insurance is paid up.
on Aug 21, 2007
Totally unrelated aside but I used to have a very close friend who tended bar and the fastest way to get her seriously pissed off was to call her a serving wench.


All I have to do is show this to my wife. I think my insurance is paid up.




I piss off a lot of women as wench is one of my favorite words.
on Aug 21, 2007
The compression marks on the washer suggested that the valve seat was concave, not flat.

correct convex washer


I'm obviously one of these people as I have no idea what any or the above quotes are talking about. However, I am smart enough to know not to do it myself. So I leave it to my husband and if he doesn't know we ask one of our father.
on Aug 21, 2007
So I leave it to my husband and if he doesn't know we ask one of our father.


Smart couple! Just make sure that when the kids are off on their own, they follow the same pattern as you and your husband will have learned from the fathers!
on Aug 21, 2007
The compression marks on the washer suggested that the valve seat was concave, not flat.

correct convex washer


I'm obviously one of these people as I have no idea what any or the above quotes are talking about. However, I am smart enough to know not to do it myself. So I leave it to my husband and if he doesn't know we ask one of our father.


One should know their own limitations. There is no shame in asking the help of someone more knowledgeable.
on Aug 21, 2007
So I leave it to my husband and if he doesn't know we ask one of our father.


Smart couple! Just make sure that when the kids are off on their own, they follow the same pattern as you and your husband will have learned from the fathers!


Yep, there was a time when that was how skills were passed on from generation to generation. There is a certain beauty and grace in that. I can picture Jesus learning carpentry from Joseph in much the same way.

Of course if Joseph was anything like my uncles Jesus got smacked in the back of the head once in a while for screwing up.
on Aug 21, 2007
Of course if Joseph was anything like my uncles Jesus got smacked in the back of the head once in a while for screwing up.