I always find this hilarious as neither side could possibly get their shit together well enough to actually carry out the trash let alone a vast conspiracy.

We need a Liberal President like I need a frontal Lobotomy.

It can be argued I need it but who wants to go there?

Probably a good thing you added that second sentence

Yes the more liberal the better, who needs all this G-d stuff anyways? let there be public displays in schools of homosexuality, Give the Muslims their own prayer rooms and foot baths, but make the Christians take off their crosses in schools because it upsets the vampires, no more garlic either, same reason. Change Genesis to read Adam and Steve, enough with this sexist Adam and Eve bullshit. Drugs for everyone!. the taxes alone for the drugs will help the nations debt. Every School should have a drug room for study hall, where the kids can safely shoot up heroin under supervision, using clean needles. All future paychecks will have an extra 10% bum tax taken out to help the less fortunate, We need to reduce the size of the military, no more of this 15 month tour stuff, you rotate in for one day and rotate back out for 11 years. All firearms must be turned in to the BATF, under penalty of death. Only Liberals will be allowed to have guns and oh yeh criminals.

Kind of like calling Bush a moron in one breath, and then blaming him for the 9-11 conspiracy in the next.