I think this country needs to elect a Liberal President.
Yes, it would mean tax increases and most likely would mean rampant government spending.
Yes, it would result in an increased Nanny State.
Yes, it would probably wreck our economy.
Yes, it would likely mean political correctness run amok.
Yes, it would probably mean that we would drop our defenses and allow terrorists free reign on our soil.
Yes, it would probably mean illegal aliens would gain a preferred status in this country.
But after four years of this bullshit maybe, just maybe the people would become so tired and outraged over it that the whole PC Nanny State mentality would finally be rejected once and for all.
What do you think? Let's elect a Liberal President in '08!
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