A bunch of useless crap
Published on June 9, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I rode down to the C-store to pick up some beer. When I got inside there were several young gang banger wannabes hagning around taking up space. I could see the clerk was less than comfortable even though they really weren't doing anything wrong, just talking kinda loud with a lot of "yo" and such.

I am not one who is easily intimidated, but have always been pretty good at intimidating. I walked right through the midst of the largest group of them and towards the beer cooler. I looked them right in the eye and they tried to look tough but stepped back so I could get through.

In the aisle in front of the beer cooler were three kids wearing the typical uniform of "shorts" hanging down below their knees, boxers showing, and ball caps on backwards blocking the aisle and facing the other way. I know they saw me coming. In my best deep bass voice I said a polite yet threatening "Excuse me boys". I'm sure they loved the "boys" part. They looked at me, decided that I was far too ugly too mess with, and stepped aside to let me by.

I got my beer and then walked causally around the place making a point of looking every one of the kids straight in the face. It wasn't long before they decided it would be a good idea to clear out.

I then went to the counter and paid for my beer. The clerk thanked me saying that she had been nervous ever since they had come in as she was there by herself.

There are certain advantages to being ugly ya know. There's an old axiom "Never fight an ugly man, he has nothing to lose."


Comments
on Jun 09, 2007
lol, roflmbo.... I love it. You ought to rent your ability out Mason.. You truly are a man of many talents.lol

Glad to see you are back helping the maidens in distress.


Bear Hugs to ya..
on Jun 09, 2007
I walked right through the midst of the largest group of them


Heh, I learned that trick a long time ago. Keep your head up and walk amongst them like you own the place. Any old convict will tell you that too.
on Jun 09, 2007

lol, roflmbo.... I love it. You ought to rent your ability out Mason.. You truly are a man of many talents.lol



Glad to see you are back helping the maidens in distress.





Bear Hugs to ya..



Thanks
on Jun 09, 2007

I walked right through the midst of the largest group of them


Heh, I learned that trick a long time ago. Keep your head up and walk amongst them like you own the place. Any old convict will tell you that too.


Yup, works like a charm as long as you look like yer willing to back it up.
on Jun 11, 2007

Some people would say Mike Tyson does not look ugly - but I would not want to go up against him either!

Maybe it was the power you project, and not how ugly (or not) you may be.

on Jun 11, 2007
Some people would say Mike Tyson does not look ugly - but I would not want to go up against him either!

Not if you value your ears.
on Jun 11, 2007
Hey brave macho man! It takes nerve to do what you did, you obviously have what it takes.
on Jun 11, 2007
Maybe it was the power you project, and not how ugly (or not) you may be.


Nah, I'm pretty sure it's the ugly.
on Jun 11, 2007
It takes nerve to do what you did, you obviously have what it takes.


Nah, I'm just a born trouble maker.