A bunch of useless crap
Published on June 6, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I'm pretty much a live and let live kind of person but I can't abide trespassers. When I got home today I discovered that a group of gnats had moved into my home. I assume they're in here getting out of the heat as there's nothing left out to attract them.

Like I said, I can't abide trespassers. I gave them a warning, which they chose to ignore, and then cut lose with my weapon (rolled up magazine). It was a long, drawn out affair but I think I have managed to kill all but a few stragglers.

Hey, I did warn them.

Comments
on Jun 06, 2007
I am with you. Bugs can live and be happy as long as they stay out of my house. Once they come inside then it's over. But I seem to remember you telling me to relocate a black widow instead of killing it.

Gnats are annoying. I have had some, I'm assuming because I've been buying a lot of fruit. Nothing like fresh summer fruit except when you don't eat it fast enough before it gets over ripe and you have gnats. My trick is to set out a bowl with apple cider vinegar and dish soap. They are attracted to the vinegar but can't get through the dish soap so they little suckers drown.
on Jun 06, 2007
But I seem to remember you telling me to relocate a black widow instead of killing it.


Yep, if they can be relocated that is the best way. But how the hell do you relocate gnats???? I tried talking to them, and being reasonable, but they simply wouldn't listen to reason.
on Jun 06, 2007
I tried talking to them, and being reasonable, but they simply wouldn't listen to reason.


lol  
on Jun 07, 2007

tried talking to them, and being reasonable, but they simply wouldn't listen to reason.

See, that is why you are a nice guy.  I would have just killed them with no warning.

on Jun 07, 2007

tried talking to them, and being reasonable, but they simply wouldn't listen to reason.


See, that is why you are a nice guy.  I would have just killed them with no warning.




That wouldn't be sporting.
on Jun 07, 2007
Dang now they missed the concert, you spoil sport

on Jun 07, 2007
groan
on Jun 07, 2007
That wouldn't be sporting.


No Quarter!!!!!!
on Jun 07, 2007