This will be my first ever visit to a Chiropractor. For whatever reason I am not looking forward to it. I am envisioning all sorts of pain, some voodoo chants involving cutting off the head of a chicken, and all that.
Seriously, I really don't know what to expect. I just don't like the idea of someone trying to move my spine around. It just doesn't seem like a good idea to me. I can see all sorts of things that could go wrong with that, helped along by the 10 page form I filled out yesterday that pretty well spelled out all the stuff that could go wrong.
If y'all don't hear from me later today you'll know he killed me. Hunt him down and avenge me!
Oh, by the way, his name is Dr. Kirk. I just know I'm going to find it impossible to not call him Captain Kirk. I just know it.