A bunch of useless crap
Published on March 18, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
Ok, I'll admit this right up front. I'm a lousy patient. I've never been good at following "doctor's orders". After all, it's my body and I know how it feels, right? I have frustrated and even outright pissed off more than one doctor in my life. But it's always worked for me.

This time however I have been following the doctor's instructions regarding my current situation with my back. I really haven't had a lot of choice anyway as it's been bad enough to prevent me from doing as I please. I've been taking my pills (I hate pills), I've been taking steaming hot showers, allowing the hot water to soak on my back for a good long while, several times a day (warm, moist heat). I've been applying ice packs periodically (I really hate that bit as I can't stand cold). And I've been alternating between lying down, sitting up, and walking around a bit as instructed.

All of this, combined with that most simple of concepts of allowing time enough for the body to heal itself (which it's actually very good at doing) is starting to pay off. I was actually able to sleep for 10 full hours lasat night. Up to now the back pain has been driving out of the bed at some pretty unGodly hours. Well, the two beers I drank with the meds last night may have contributed to that (can't completely follow the doc's orders ya know).

I finally woke this morning, around 10:00 actually feeling like I'd had some rest for the first time in almost two weeks. While the back is still gurting like the blazes, I the rest alone has me feeling much better than I have since the injury. And it's such a small change that I can't be sure, but I think maybe the back is even feeling a tiny bit better. As crude as this is, and I apologize for now for even bringing it up, I was actually able to wipe my arse after using the bathroom this morning without a lot of excruciating pain. Sure, it still hurt like hell, but I was able to do it without actual tears in my eyes. That's one of those little details many people who've never suffered from a severe back problem never think about. The simple act of reaching around to wipe your arse can be a painful and nearly impossible task and is another contributing reason for the frequent showers during the day. I hate the idea that my backside may not be completely clean as it were.

My walk to the lobby for my morning coffee was still a painful shuffling affair, but it didn't seem quite so bad this morning. Like I said, the difference is small yet, but I do think that maybe things are starting to heal a bit, even if a lot slower than I am used to. I must be getting old as my body used to heal itself at a rate that often even amazed the doctros.

In the past most of my cuts, breaks, and assorted other injuries have often healed in a matter of days or weeks instead of the weeks or months that the doctors have normally expected. I guess age is starting to take it's toll on that little physiological talent. Of course not taking proper care of myself, and outright abusing my body, likely has a lot to do with that as well.

I guess I am going to go against my normal stubborn, hard-headed nature and actually follow the doctor's instructions for the time being. I can't afford to screw around and drag this thing out longer than necessary. I really want and need to get back to work as soon as possible if for no other reason than my sanity. If I actually liked laying around in one place for so long I wouldn't have given up my engineering career for trucking in the first place.

Today I am going to spend part of my time streamlining my fresh Slackware install and playing around with some creative uses for this new little portable hard drive I bought yesterday. I'm thinking I may install a good system rescue Linux system on it. They come in handy helping to restore people's Windows machines when they totally screw up ( a small source of side income for me at many truck stops). I'm also going to forego trying to knit that sock until I am off the drugs. That yarn is just too small to work with properly in my current drugged state. I'm thinking I'll knit a nice hat or something. I've been wanting to do one anyway and since it would be larger yarn and needles I can maybe pull that off drugged or not. If not, it'll be an interesting looking thing anyway. LOL I should be able to finish a hat in a couple of days and I know I'll be here at least that much longer (sadly probably more the way things are going).

But hey, a little improvement this morning is a good sign. Right? All I have to do now is resist my normal urge to do something stupid to set things back again.




Comments
on Mar 18, 2007
Sounds encouraging! As for the article, sorry. I hurt my shoulder, falling out of my chair when I read the wiping of the arse. I KNOW it hurts, especially for us reading how you wrote it and laughing our arse off!
on Mar 18, 2007
Thank God for mother nature, she does the healing, us docs get the credit!

So glad you got a good night's sleep, though. My dad has been getting up with pain at night for the past 50 years, after having had two herniated discs. Sofa to bed, bed to sofa. He was a magnet crane operator in a scrap yard for about 40 of those years and had to service his own machine.

Here's wishing you better luck.
on Mar 18, 2007

Sounds encouraging! As for the article, sorry. I hurt my shoulder, falling out of my chair when I read the wiping of the arse. I KNOW it hurts, especially for us reading how you wrote it and laughing our arse off!


Sorry for the injury there Doc.
on Mar 18, 2007

Thank God for mother nature, she does the healing, us docs get the credit!

So glad you got a good night's sleep, though. My dad has been getting up with pain at night for the past 50 years, after having had two herniated discs. Sofa to bed, bed to sofa. He was a magnet crane operator in a scrap yard for about 40 of those years and had to service his own machine.

Here's wishing you better luck.



Thanks. I understand exactly what your dad is going through.
on Mar 18, 2007
Hope you get better soon. And alcohol fueled or not, ripping off ten hours of sleep is never a bad sign, right?
on Mar 18, 2007

Hope you get better soon. And alcohol fueled or not, ripping off ten hours of sleep is never a bad sign, right?


Thanks. Sleeping that long is very unusual for me. I guess over a week of constantly pain interrupted sleep caught up with me.
on Mar 18, 2007
*Hands Mason the latest Japanese invention; the automated arse wiper, comes with batteries*

Painfree; for a few hours you will be. Feel better soon.
on Mar 18, 2007

*Hands Mason the latest Japanese invention; the automated arse wiper, comes with batteries*

Painfree; for a few hours you will be. Feel better soon.


Thanks, I appreciate the well wishes, but judging by the way you have "introduced" yourself here at JU in your first few posts I think I'd prefer it if you simply ignore my blog completely. I'll be sure to reciprocate.
on Mar 18, 2007
Thanks, I appreciate the well wishes, but judging by the way you have "introduced" yourself here at JU in your first few posts I think I'd prefer it if you simply ignore my blog completely. I'll be sure to reciprocate.


Very well.
on Mar 18, 2007
Ok, so I'm sure you didn't want the comments to go exclusively in this direction, BUT I'm a mom and bodily functions are one of my areas of expertise, so I have this advice for you: Try flushable wipes. Less effort, more clean.

OTOH, you could just get better and then you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Hope you mend quickly.
on Mar 18, 2007

Ok, so I'm sure you didn't want the comments to go exclusively in this direction, BUT I'm a mom and bodily functions are one of my areas of expertise, so I have this advice for you: Try flushable wipes. Less effort, more clean.

OTOH, you could just get better and then you wouldn't have to worry about that.

Hope you mend quickly.


The getting better part is the plan.

Not the greatest topic in the world, I know, but I'm in the habit of using those wipes as a sort of finish up anyway. They're the greatest thing since sliced bread. I use them at home. They're a normal part of my on the road gear. When on the road I don't always have the option of showering every single day (every other day is the norm) so I use them as a little extra hygiene thing to stay as clean as possible. (I have a slight thing about not wanting to go around stinking).
on Mar 18, 2007
When on the road I don't always have the option of showering every single day (every other day is the norm) so I use them as a little extra hygiene thing


  
on Mar 19, 2007
Thanks. Sleeping that long is very unusual for me. I guess over a week of constantly pain interrupted sleep caught up with me.


You should try it more often...freakin' amazing.
on Mar 19, 2007

Thanks. Sleeping that long is very unusual for me. I guess over a week of constantly pain interrupted sleep caught up with me.




You should try it more often...freakin' amazing.



I can't normally lay in bed that long. 6 - 8 hours is usually about it for me, sometimes less.