I Want To Kill All Of You

Published on February 18, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging

I hate gnats. They're annoying little bastards that travel in groups of a few hundred at least. I really, really find them annoying as hell. The cold snap here in Florida has driven these annoying little pests indoors wherever they can find a way in out of the cold.

I've been killing gnats for two days now and their ranks just don't seem to be depleting. I really wish I had some sort of weapon with which I could just kill them all, all at once, and once and for all.

Did I mention how much I hate gnats?

Comments

foreverserenity

on Feb 18, 2007

That's quite a title you've got there!

! I wondered who you wanted to kill!

It's been 35degrees here and now it's 52. Still chilly though, for Florida!

dynamaso

on Feb 18, 2007

You have gnats, I have black ants, who are sending raiding parties under the kitchen door. These buggers bite too. Do the gnats bite?

MasonM

on Feb 18, 2007

That's quite a title you've got there!

! I wondered who you wanted to kill!

It's been 35degrees here and now it's 52. Still chilly though, for Florida!

A good title is everything ya know.

MasonM

on Feb 18, 2007

You have gnats, I have black ants, who are sending raiding parties under the kitchen door. These buggers bite too. Do the gnats bite?

Nah, gnats don't bite, they just fly around and land on your face and pretty much just annoy the hell out of you.

Shovelheat

on Feb 18, 2007

dynamaso

on Feb 18, 2007

Nah, gnats don't bite, they just fly around and land on your face and pretty much just annoy the hell out of you

Yep, they would annoy the hell outta me, for sure.

MasonM

on Feb 18, 2007

Joe that's just spooky.

Yep, they would annoy the hell outta me, for sure.

It does.

Trudygolightly

on Feb 18, 2007

Do the gnats bite?

yes they do!
we went fishing one time, back in 76, and the gnats were biting us as the fish were biting our bait! heck of a deal!
BTW, we're having a heat wave here, reached 24 or so today and 34 is coming this way this week!

I'll have to break out the champagne!

Shovelheat

on Feb 19, 2007

yes they do!

Around here we have a variety called "buffalo gnats" and they DO bite! Not very often but when they do their bite usually swell up big time. I'd rather have skeeters anyday.

(and that's sayin' alot 'cause our skeeters are SO BIG they can stand flat footed and screw turkeys!)

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