A bunch of useless crap
Published on February 12, 2007 By MasonM In Politics
Let's face it; Capitalism is a bust. The economies of the capitalist countries are rapidly failing, greed and corruption are rampant, and the standard of living in these countries is among the lowest in the world. The wealthy capitalists are getter wealthier while the uneducated working class are starving in the streets and unable to buy even the least expensive iPods on the market.

We should be looking to the Socialist countries as models for success. Their economies are booming, their standard of living is the highest, and their people are well educated, well fed, and they all have the latest iPods kindly provided to them by their loving governments.

It is the socialist country that produces all of the food, wealth, and goods for the world while the capitalist country produces nothing and provides nothing to the world community. The workers in the socialist country work for the sheer pleasure of doing so, and are quite pleased at knowing half of their wages will go to the loving government that cares for their every need.

The workers in a capitalist country are unproductive and unmotivated, often working very few hours in a week, and know that no matter how hard they work they will never be able to rise out of their poverty. There is simply nothing in the way of opportunity in the capitalist economy to motivate a person to strive for improvement.

The U.S. Constitution should be scrapped immediately, all methods of production handed over to the new American Socialist government, and taxes immediately raised to at least 50% on all citizens in order to pay for the social services and iPods they deserve to receive from their new, loving government. If we do this, there is a chance that we can rise out of our current dire economic and social situation to once again become a moderately powerful force in the world economy instead of the dismal economic failure we have become.

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on Feb 12, 2007
LOL I like it, although the spectre of sarcasm does hang heavily over this piece.

dismal economic failure


Now this cracks me up...

on Feb 12, 2007
LOL I like it, although the spectre of sarcasm does hang heavily over this piece.


Thanks.

Sarcasm? Surely not!
on Feb 12, 2007
Sarcasm? Surely not


LOL I can hardly wait to see how others react to this piece.
on Feb 12, 2007
LOL I can hardly wait to see how others react to this piece.


on Feb 12, 2007
Actually, the socialist Norwegians have one of the highest standards of living in the world (they're the tallest and healthiest, at any rate), but I quibble. Good post! I'm not sure how much of the discrepencies you noted are a direct result of economic policy (and it might have been more literally accurate a few centuries ago, but again I quibble), but it is still an amusing and interesting read.
on Feb 12, 2007

Actually, the socialist Norwegians have one of the highest standards of living in the world (they're the tallest and healthiest, at any rate), but I quibble. Good post! I'm not sure how much of the discrepencies you noted are a direct result of economic policy (and it might have been more literally accurate a few centuries ago, but again I quibble), but it is still an amusing and interesting read.


Whew! For a second there I was starting to think that you took it seriously
on Feb 12, 2007
Whew! For a second there I was starting to think that you took it seriously


...and to think I nearly didn't click on this gem 'cause it was posted in politics!  
on Feb 12, 2007

Whew! For a second there I was starting to think that you took it seriously


...and to think I nearly didn't click on this gem 'cause it was posted in politics!  


Glad ya did! Thanks.
on Feb 13, 2007
Well done Mason. One problem though, now you'll have to wash your feet!
on Feb 13, 2007

Can I have some more, Please?

on Feb 13, 2007

Well done Mason. One problem though, now you'll have to wash your feet!


Thanks and
on Feb 13, 2007

Can I have some more, Please?




on Feb 13, 2007

Say no to hatred and war!! Say no to our government of the troglodytes, by the rightists, and for Fox News! What next!!!!? Oh, come on. Boeing can whip 28,548 PRISONERS of war, all in the name of "holy matrimony"? That makes it okay, then!!! Chimpy McBu$Hitler only wants Gaza for the oil!! Actually, Smirkelgruber caused Katrina by DEFORESTING the Arabs in Lebanon!!! The thieving monkey's War Against The Environment must end now! As a matter of fact, when the hypocrites say "right to bear arms," they really mean "saber-rattling"!! When they say "virtue," it is just a code word for "division"!!! What about Medicaid!? What about the environment for the dwarfs who are drugged every single day by our thieving MONKEY!!!!? What next!!!? The high priest's War AGAINST Energy Crystals must end!!!! Condoleezza Rice is a TOOL of Big Tobacco! The COMMANDER-in-Thief's War Against Dental Insurance must end!!!! What next!!!! Power to the woodlands!!! Tom Ridge!!!! Bill O'Reilly!? Last time I checked, I can't tell one CHEERLEADER for Fox News from the other!?


Exactly!
on Feb 13, 2007
Check the one referral on this article.

The IP address is a Department of Defense network.
on Feb 13, 2007

The IP address is a Department of Defense network.


Now that's truly frightening.


Big Brother is watching.
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