Geez. It was right out of an old comedy bit. I was coming out of the bathroom as a server was taking drinks to a table. We didn't physically collide, but it was close. She dropped one of the drinks on the floor making a big mess.
I apologized and she apologized for getting in my way.
No, you're doing your job, my fault
No, I should have been more careful
No, it's not your fault
Manager shows up
Me: not her fault
Her: my fault
Me: no it wasn't (in my forceful voice)
manager to server: not your fault
manager to me: next round is on me
me: cool