A bunch of useless crap
Published on January 4, 2007 By MasonM In Blogging
I got the skid loader picked up in Tampa this morning. What a pain that turned out to be. I hope this isn't an indication of a trend for the coming year. I detached the front deck of the trailer and backed it to their dock so the skid loader could be driven onto it. No problem, that part went easy,

When I went to reattach the front deck I noticed a problem as the deck slammed against the front of the lower deck instead of sliding up onto it and mating with the slots. Hmmm, not good. I got out and checked to see what was amiss. The weight of the skid loader had compressed the suspension enough that the two decks no longer lined up properly. The front deck was about three inches too low. Crap.

I scrounged around and found some lumber and built a makeshift ramp that I could back my drive wheels up on so as to raise the deck enough to slide into place and mate with the lower deck. It took a little time and a bit of luck, but I finally managed to get the deck reattached.

I then set out on a Northbound course towards WI. After driving for several hours I made roughly 100 miles into GA and decided to stop at this truckstop for something to eat. After eating I began walking back to the truck. It had rained here earlier and there was a bit of GA red clay mud on the pavement that I really didn't notice until my heel hit it, broke traction, and landed me flat on my arse

My bum hip was none too happy with the sudden meeting with the ground. I got myself up with a little assistance from another driver who saw me slip, brushed as much of GA off my behind as I could manage, and limped the rest of the way back to the truck to take a double dose of Aleve.

I guess I'm done driving for today.

Comments
on Jan 04, 2007

I've seen that red clay....out in Oregon,  on the coast and it WAS slippery...my capris turned a red color after I landed on my back side too!

Sorry for your fall,  hope it isn't too bad painwise tonight!

 

on Jan 04, 2007
Ouch Mason. Hope the Aleve helps.

Loved the title...witty.
on Jan 04, 2007
I've seen that red clay....out in Oregon, on the coast and it WAS slippery...my capris turned a red color after I landed on my back side too!


Yeah, the stuff stains pretty bad, and when wet is super slick.

Sorry for your fall, hope it isn't too bad painwise tonight!


Thanks, I'm sure it'll be ok by morning.
on Jan 04, 2007
Ouch Mason. Hope the Aleve helps.


Thanks, I'm sure it'll take the edge off at least.

Loved the title...witty.


Thanks.
on Jan 04, 2007
Sitting on your Arse again?

Hope you bum hip does not make you pay for it. But that red clay is all up and down the eastern seaboard! I should know. Ruined many a pair of pants up here with it as well!
on Jan 04, 2007
I scrounged around and found some lumber and built a makeshift ramp that I could back my drive wheels up on so as to raise the deck enough to slide into place and mate with the lower deck. It took a little time and a bit of luck, but I finally managed to get the deck reattached.


you were raised on MacGuyver obviously! glad you got it sorted out though.

Sorry about the fall, I hope your hip does not react too unkindly to it.
on Jan 04, 2007
Sitting on your Arse again?


Yeah, well, at least I'm good at it

Hope you bum hip does not make you pay for it. But that red clay is all up and down the eastern seaboard! I should know. Ruined many a pair of pants up here with it as well!


Hope you bum hip does not make you pay for it. But that red clay is all up and down the eastern seaboard! I should know. Ruined many a pair of pants up here with it as well!


Thanks. Yeah that stuff is everywhere and is very hard to get out of your clothing. The white clay is even worse.
on Jan 04, 2007
you were raised on MacGuyver obviously!


He was an amateur

Sorry about the fall, I hope your hip does not react too unkindly to it.


Thanks. It's pretty sore right now, but hopefully that'll pass by morning.
on Jan 04, 2007
Yikes, Mason. Hope you are all better from that fall by tomorrow.
on Jan 04, 2007
Yikes, Mason. Hope you are all better from that fall by tomorrow.


Thanks