A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 24, 2006 By MasonM In Misc
I see them all the time. Con artists. Folks who are looking to talk you out of your money. I can usually spot them before they even speak and always within two or three sentences after they speak.

They came in tonight. I spotted them right off. Two young ladies came in together. Both quite nice looking. Neither carrying a purse.

They sat down next to me and asked me a couple of innocent seeming questions about where they could find a more "happening" bar. I played along and told them I had no idea as I wasn't from there (exactly what they wanted to hear).

There was the usual chatter mixed in with pretend conversation between themselves about what they should order to drink and what it would cost. I remained silent and let them play out their game while the bartender waited for their drink orders.They finally ordered their own drinks as I had not offered.

After a bit of conversation they selected another mark and quickly moved to him. I had spoken to him briefly a little earlier and managed to catch his eye and signaled him over. He was a young pup so I educated him a little before I let him go back to the girls.

A little later he came back and said that they had played it exactly as I had told him they would, and thanked me for saving him a few foolishly spent bucks.

I've seen this routine too many times in too many bars around the country to be taken in. But it's Christmas Eve for Christ's sake! Give it a rest already.

Comments
on Dec 24, 2006
OMG!! It's good that you knew this ahead of time and was able to warn that young fellow! Geech, some people!
on Dec 24, 2006
Mason, that was not nice you ruined their Christmas eve!     
on Dec 25, 2006
I spotted them right off. Two young ladies came in together. Both quite nice looking. Neither carrying a purse.



Don't cha wish you'd been wearing your SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES t-shirt? But then that's always the way -ya never have it on when ya need it.   
on Dec 25, 2006
You might have gotten laid.


...and by TWO of 'em!   

(don't come a knockin' if ya see this truck a rockin'!)
on Dec 25, 2006
Geech, some people!


Happens all over. Normally I would have just chuckled and shrugged it off, but was in an ornery mood.
on Dec 25, 2006
Mason, that was not nice you ruined their Christmas eve!


Just call me Grinch.
on Dec 25, 2006
Don't cha wish you'd been wearing your SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES t-shirt? But then that's always the way -ya never have it on when ya need it.


Very true.
on Dec 25, 2006
Then again, you might have been magnanimous about it and bought them a round or two.


I wasn't in the mood. I'm normally pretty quick to buy a lady a drink, but wasn't in the mood for moochers.

Who knows? You might have gotten laid.


In this day and age? Not a chance. HIV is not on my wish list.
on Dec 25, 2006
Of course, this was before anyone had even heard of AIDS,


Exactly.
on Dec 25, 2006

I think they see the season as more reason to ply their trade.  As people are more willing to be generous.

I beleive in generosity.  For those that truly need it, not leeches.

on Dec 25, 2006
I beleive in generosity. For those that truly need it, not leeches.


Ditto.
on Dec 25, 2006

" little later he came back and said that they had played it exactly as I had told him they would, and thanked me for saving him a few foolishly spent bucks."

Goood!  now maybe they'll move on to the next bar and the people in this one can relax and enjoy their evening:)



 

on Dec 25, 2006
Goood! now maybe they'll move on to the next bar and the people in this one can relax and enjoy their evening:)



They were still there when I left.