A bunch of useless crap
Published on December 9, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
It turned out the lounge at the hotel across the street was closed for remodeling. Something to do with some bitch named Catrina. I wound up walking a half mile to Ruby Tuesday.

I had an interesting time there. I talked to a few different people. one of which turned out to be a Navy officer I had slugged when I was in the service. He was an Ensign back then and didn't know his ass from a fuse. He actually apologized to me for that incident (and admitted he was an asshat then) even though I was the one who was punished for it. He wound up retiring from the Navy. He bought me a couple of beers to make up for the "problem" way back then. He's still an asshat but I have come to appreciate asshats more than I did then. Well, at least I am less likely to knock them on their ass.

Small world.

I did get into a small tiff with a young guy at the place. Nothing major. I gave his girlfriend a light as she didn't seem to have a lighter. He stupidly took exception to it and tried to start a fight over it. Dumbass. I convinced him that it was not in his best interest to continue down that path without ever laying a hand on him. I'm a little proud of that. I could have easily busted him up, but chose to just scare him a little instead. Amazing the impression one can make by simply breaking a beer bottle by squeezing it.

Other than the small tiff with the small young guy, I had a pretty good time. The bartender was from the same part of FL where I did a good part of my growing up and we talked a good deal when he wasn't slinging drinks.

Oh yeah, there was this very cute server, Chinese I think, that kept popping by to talk to me between tables. Oh if I was only 20 years younger...

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on Dec 09, 2006
breaking a beer bottle by squeezing it.


on Dec 09, 2006
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breaking a beer bottle by squeezing it.


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on Dec 09, 2006
JU just went screwy on me, mate. Here is the response in its entirety.

Ruby Tuesday is a great name for a song, but for a bar? Oh well, at least it wasn't called The Twisted Titty

breaking a beer bottle by squeezing it.


Okay, note to self: don't piss Mason off... But seriously, what is with some blokes and their macho-crap jealousy. Relationships are about trust and if they can't trust someone you supposedly love, then what the hell is wrong with them?

Oh if I was only 20 years younger...


If she was 'popping by' between bussing, I think she might have been interested anyway. Oh well, there is always next time.
on Dec 09, 2006
breaking a beer bottle by squeezing it.



Now...how in the hell did you do that?...I've got some practicing to do...

~Zoo
on Dec 09, 2006
Okay, note to self: don't piss Mason off... But seriously, what is with some blokes and their macho-crap jealousy. Relationships are about trust and if they can't trust someone you supposedly love, then what the hell is wrong with them?


I'm a nice guy and easy to get along with. As for the jealousy thing I think a lot of it is just young macho bullshit. They still think they have something to prove and haven't yet figured out that nobody really gives a shit.

If she was 'popping by' between bussing, I think she might have been interested anyway. Oh well, there is always next time.


Maybe, but still, I'm not into the whole robbing the cradle thing. Way too young for this old dog.
on Dec 09, 2006
Now...how in the hell did you do that?...I've got some practicing to do...

~Zoo


It's an old bar trick but does require a strong grip. I have very strong hands and have been known to hurt men twice my size while shaking hands.
on Dec 09, 2006
It's an old bar trick but does require a strong grip.


I'm going to have to learn how to do that...I've got a decent grip, but I don't think I'm at bottle busting level yet.

~Zoo
on Dec 09, 2006
I'm going to have to learn how to do that...I've got a decent grip, but I don't think I'm at bottle busting level yet.

~Zoo


The real trick is not cutting yourself in the process. I have yet to master that part
on Dec 09, 2006
Oh if I was only 20 years younger...


screw being 20 years younger! Go fer it, dude!   
on Dec 09, 2006
I have very strong hands and have been known to hurt men twice my size while shaking hands.


Youch! So you could have just shaken his hands, really shaken his hands for him!




The real trick is not cutting yourself in the process. I have yet to master that pa


Hope you didn't bleed too much!
on Dec 09, 2006
screw being 20 years younger! Go fer it, dude!


Nah, not into the child molester thing.
on Dec 09, 2006
Youch! So you could have just shaken his hands, really shaken his hands for him!


Yeah, I probably could have but he didn't seem to be in the hand shaking mood. Dumb kids today are as bad as I was at that age.

Hope you didn't bleed too much!


Nah, not too bad.
on Dec 09, 2006
Nah, not into the child molester thing.


Well...I meant within reason!   
on Dec 10, 2006
Well...I meant within reason!


on Dec 10, 2006

Sure glad you spelled Catrina with a C seeing as ya called her a bitch...that's my nickname...Katrina that is

Ruby Tuesday?  wow,  I was supposed to go to "Ruby's Pantry" today,  didn't make it as I slept in til 1:00 p.m....  small world.

I do know one thing for darn tooting sure,  the onetime I hooked up with a younger guy,  yes he was of age,  I was glad I hadn't walked away jus because he was younger...   makes for good memories in old age.

How IS your hand doing?  I remember it got hurt here just a while back.

 

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