A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 15, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging
I pulled off the interstate at Lafayette, LA to get some breakfast. I was waiting for the light to change at the end of the ramp when this blue car pulls into the intersection waiting to make a left to the on ramp. When the light changed did this person go ahead and make their turn, thus clearing the intersection? Nope, this stupid asshole just sits there blocking the intersection.

Ok, fine. I ease off the clutch and start moving forward while blasting the air horns. He finally gets the idea that his dumb ass is in the way. Does he go ahead and make his turn? No, this stupid asshole actually backs up back to the stop line. What an idiot!

I got to the entrance to the truckstop and am waiting behind another vehicle to make the left into it. Unfortunately, there was a dumbass truck driver blocking everything up because he decided to leave via the damn entrance instead of using the exit like everyone else. What an asshole. He finally pulls out and completely blocks two lanes of oncoming traffic while waiting for the other two lanes coming the other way to clear. Horns were blaring. I cut loose on him over the CB but either he didn't have his on or was ignoring it. What an idiot.

Once the asshole finally gets out of the way the vehicle in front of me starts to enter the truckstop but had to stop in the road, thus again blocking traffic, because yet another stupid son of a bitch (again a dumbass truck driver) was backing out of the fuel islands. WTF??!!

This was simply too much stupidity concentrated in such a small area. As soon as the intersection cleared I made a quick u-turn and got back on the interstate. That much stupidity in one place makes me nervous. I headed on down to the next truckstop for my breakfast.

I am really beginning to fear for the future of humanity as all of these stupid assholes are breeding and bringing the entire human gene pool that much closer to the point when all humans will be blithering idiots incapable of performing the simplest of tasks. At some point we'll have to discover fire all over again.

Comments
on Nov 15, 2006
It is all those nanny laws.  They are preventing the stupids from killing themselves off and thus enabling their breeding!
on Nov 15, 2006
Reply #1
It is all those nanny laws. They are preventing the stupids from killing themselves off and thus enabling their breeding!


Yeah, there is something to be said for the survival of the fittest.
on Nov 15, 2006
I think your problems had more to do with the location. We have an office in Lafayette and I have seen more of that sort of insanity than I want to there. I usually stay less than a mile from our office and leaving at 5 will take as much as 30 minutes to go a half a mile and take a left.

Normally, I tell folks that the people of South Louisiana are some of the nicest people you'll meet. Lafayette seems like the one thing they make sure you don't have in scholl is common sense. All the nice in the world can't make up for that.

You were only a few miles from our camp on the Sabine River last night.
on Nov 15, 2006
I think your problems had more to do with the location.


Exactly why I chose to move over to Breaux Bridge

on Nov 15, 2006
Sheesh, and its not even a full moon!
on Nov 15, 2006
Reply #5
Sheesh, and its not even a full moon!


Sometimes stupidity is spontaneous and doesn't need lunar assistance
on Nov 16, 2006
discover fire all over again


Fire? What is fire?   

on Nov 16, 2006
Reply #7
discover fire all over again


Fire? What is fire?


on Nov 16, 2006
Fire? What is fire?


FIRE HOT!!!



I feel your pain...I see my share of stupid people every day, and some of the things they say or do still surprise me...

~Zoo