A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 12, 2006 By MasonM In Writing
He sat at the truckstop counter drinking his coffee and shaking the cobwebs of sleep from his mind. The usual assortment of drivers were huddled around drinking coffee and eating breakfast. Some of the younger drivers preferred soda pop to coffee. As he was never able to eat this early he was content with his cup of joe.

It was pretty easy to tell the old school hands from the rookies. Not all of the rookies were young just as not all of the old schoolers were exactly old. It wasn't so much a matter of experience, although that did factor in to it, but more about how they were taught. This new breed of drivers, often referred to as two week wonders, were a different sort. They had no respect for themselves, for other drivers, or even for trucking itself. A sign of the times he supposed.

The old school drivers were normally the guys (and women) who wore clean clothing; jeans, sometimes khakis, and a respectable shirt of some kind. They didn't wear clothes that looked like they hadn't seen soap since they were bought new, and they didn't wear shorts or sloppy, baggy looking pants that appeared to be four sizes too big. And they damn sure knew which part of a ball cap was the front. It's about respect.

There was the usual talk, mostly from the rookies. He'd heard it all a thousand times before in a thousand other truckstops. The faces changed a little, but the bullshit stayed the same. There were the truckstop lawyers talking about how the cops can't do this and can't do that. There was the whining and bitching about what's wrong with the trucking industry coming from guys who didn't yet have a clue as to what the trucking industry is even really all about. And of course there were the trucker stories that seemed to grow with each retelling. He'd heard the same stories from different guys all over the country and of course they always swear it's the truth.

He looked across the counter to an old schooler sitting across from him. They exchanged a look and a small smile. No words were needed between them. “It's all the same old bullshit. Heard it before, and they'll learn eventually.”

Most of the two week wonders never last a year in the business. They come into trucking thinking it's an easy job. When they eventually discover that it's neither easy or a job they go back to flipping burgers or whatever minimum wage job they can find elsewhere.

He had learned many years before, as had so many before and after him, that trucking is not a job. Trucking is a lifestyle, and a damn good one for those few people who are cut from the right cloth. It's a tough life and requires tough men and women to do it. He liked to think that it was the same sort of folk who had worked as cowboys, stage drivers, and those early freight haulers known as Teamsters who carried freight across the country in wagons pulled by teams of horses, that now did essentially the same things but in larger wagons pulled by teams of 500 or more diesel fed horses.

He looked around the counter. There were five old school hands including himself, and a half dozen or so new breed drivers. He figured a year from now he might run across maybe one or two of these new breed drivers in some truckstop someplace. The rest would be out of a truck by then. Odds were also good that two or three of the drivers sitting there would be dead inside of a year. That also goes with the lifestyle.

Between wrecks, accidents, health, and crime, lots of truckers died out here away from home every year. That's one reason the old schoolers showed some respect for each other. You could never be sure if you'd ever see that other driver again on this side of the pearly gates.

He finished his coffee, stopped by the restroom, and then ambled across the huge parking lot lined with rows of parked rigs. Some were idling, some silent, and some had generators running which was still a relatively new thing. He expertly maneuvered his way through the confusing maze of parked trucks straight to his own rig.

He took the tire thumper out of the side box and made his way around the rig thumping on each tire, testing for that nice recoil of the thumper that indicated a fully inflated tire. To the casual observer this was all that he was doing. But his sharp eyes knew every inch of his rig and as he walked around it they were scanning it for anything that wasn't exactly right. He looked at the tires, brake linings, lights, air lines, and the overall condition of the huge machine.

Satisfied that all was in order, he climbed up into the driver's seat and started the great diesel engine with a satisfying roar. He watched as the air gauges reached 120 psi. He then turned the key and the big engine rumbled into silence once again. He then stepped down hard on the brake and held it while he observed the air gauges. The pressure dropped about 5 psi and no more. Good, no air leaks.

He then pumped down the brake pressure to ensure that the emergency system engaged as it should. Upon restarting the great beast he checked all of the pressure, temperature, and voltage gauges to make certain the machine was operating to perfection.

Finally satisfied, he strapped himself in, filled out his log, and slid the 18 speed transmission into gear. He pulled out of the parking lot and onto the interstate, slipping the tranny through it's gears effortlessly and with perfect timing so that not a single scrape or grind could be heard.

As he got up to speed and switched throttle control over to the computer that runs the cruise control system everything was right with the world. He was at one with his rig and all thoughts of truckstops and two week wonders melted away as he tuned his radio to pull in some good music. He once again felt that calm satisfaction and peace that he always feels when he is sailing the sea of twelve volt lights.

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on Nov 12, 2006
sea of twelve volt lights.


teams of 500 or more diesel fed horses.


My two favorite lines.

Mason I could easily see a series of short story books coming from this type of writing. It's very masculine. Your main character needs a name and maybe a bad habit or two...like serial murder, or something equally compelling. I like the serial killer aspect because I once read that serial killers have three times more highway miles on their vehicles as the "average" person.

You're swimming among sharks in real life my friend.

Stay safe.

on Nov 12, 2006
good reading
on Nov 12, 2006
Mason I could easily see a series of short story books coming from this type of writing. It's very masculine. Your main character needs a name and maybe a bad habit or two...like serial murder, or something equally compelling. I like the serial killer aspect because I once read that serial killers have three times more highway miles on their vehicles as the "average" person.


Thanks, but I would never depict a trucker as a serial killer. We have a bad enough image as it is

I've been working on a book concept along these lines, but it's still very rough. Besides, I doubt anyone would read it.

You're swimming among sharks in real life my friend.


Such is my life. The sharks don't bother me, I bite too

Oh, by the way, I can't take credit for the "sea of twelve volt lights" as it's actually the title of my favorite Joey Holiday song.
on Nov 12, 2006

maybe a bad habit or two...like serial murder,

on Nov 12, 2006
Reply #2
good reading


Thanks
on Nov 12, 2006
Wow. Old School. I could talk volumns about that within jails and prisons. Heh, the old, gray dogs (as Dr. Phil calls them -you know, they're in every prison or war or whatever movie there ever was: Tom Hanks was one in Saving Private Ryan for example, the guy who've seen it all and been around).

great writing, BTW...
on Nov 12, 2006
Reply #6
Wow. Old School. I could talk volumns about that within jails and prisons. Heh, the old, gray dogs (as Dr. Phil calls them -you know, they're in every prison or war or whatever movie there ever was: Tom Hanks was one in Saving Private Ryan for example, the guy who've seen it all and been around).

great writing, BTW...

Thanks. This one actually occurred to me while having my coffee this morning. I'm not really happy with it, but then I've had a long day.
on Nov 12, 2006
I'm not really happy with it, but then I've had a long day.


I'm happy with it! And remember it's the reader whose opinion carries the most weight!   
on Nov 12, 2006
I'm happy with it! And remember it's the reader whose opinion carries the most weight!


Thanks again, and point taken.
on Nov 13, 2006
So this is sort of what its like in your world. It is interesting. I've often looked at truckers at the big stops while on road trips and wondered what their life might be like. I know this is only a very brief glimpse into your world, but it was a good read none-the-less.

I doubt anyone would read it


I, for one, would be a reader.
on Nov 13, 2006
I did not know the new trucks had Cruise control.  And I echo the others in that I would read the stories.  I have heard long haul truckers called the new Cowboys (and girls), and in a lot of respects, that is true.  It is a solitary life style where much of your time is spent with you and the rig, and no other folks around.
on Nov 13, 2006
Well the serial killer contribution was mine..hahah. Your guy could be something else...bad guys tend to interest me...though I steer clear of them in real life.  

He could just be a voice that reflects the lives of people he meets to the reader.

I am sure you have something in mind...don't mind my nosey ideas.

on Nov 13, 2006
So this is sort of what its like in your world.


Sort of.



I've often looked at truckers at the big stops while on road trips and wondered what their life might be like.


It's mostly just lots of miles, lots of hassles, and lots of waiting around.



I, for one, would be a reader.


Thanks.
on Nov 13, 2006
I did not know the new trucks had Cruise control


Yep. Trucks have had cruise since the 90s. It's a much more sophisticated system than what is found in passenger vehicles and is tied in with the engine brake system so that they work together.

And I echo the others in that I would read the stories.


Thanks

I have heard long haul truckers called the new Cowboys (and girls), and in a lot of respects, that is true. It is a solitary life style where much of your time is spent with you and the rig, and no other folks around.


Yes, most truckers, well the old school ones anyway, do consider ourselves to be the modern cowboys. After all, the cowboy's job was to move the beef to market. We do that too, only now it's everything, not just beef.

And we're still the same sort of tough, hard-headed people
on Nov 13, 2006
Reply #12
Well the serial killer contribution was mine..hahah. Your guy could be something else...bad guys tend to interest me...though I steer clear of them in real life.

He could just be a voice that reflects the lives of people he meets to the reader.

I am sure you have something in mind...don't mind my nosey ideas.


Ideas and suggestions are always welcome.

While I wouldn't sugar coat the negative aspects of trucking, I also wouldn't go out of my way to make our already bad image any worse either.
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