A bunch of useless crap
Published on November 5, 2006 By MasonM In Misc
I am parked at a truckstop just South of my destination, Indianapolis. I had stopped several places along the way to do my laundry but I guess everyone and his brother had the same idea and everywhere I stopped all of the machines were in use. It was the same story when I got here. All of the washing machines were being used and there were several people waiting for their turn at them.

I wanted to get a shower but saw no point in doing so and then putting on the same jeans. I checked the store and they didn't have any jeans for sale. They did however have these very ugly camouflage cargo pants. Oh well, better than nothing I guess.

I had my shower and donned the pants. Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market. Worst case I'll hit the laundromat near the office when I get back to the yard tomorrow night (I'm hoping I'll be heading straight there anyway). If not I'll find a store to buy some proper jeans.

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on Nov 05, 2006
I had my shower and donned the pants. Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market. Worst case I'll hit the laundromat near the office when I get back to the yard tomorrow night (I'm hoping I'll be heading straight there anyway). If not I'll find a store to buy some proper jeans.


  
on Nov 05, 2006
Damn these things are ugly. Maybe they wouldn't look quite so bad if I had a shirt to match, but they didn't have any left in my size. Camo pants and a blue denim shirt. Yuk. I look like a refugee from a backwoods flea market


Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.

~Zoo

on Nov 05, 2006
Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.

~Zoo


Woulda been more fun on Halloween.
on Nov 05, 2006
I went back inside and looked through the shirts again. I wear XXL. I found one in an XL. Close enough. Not a perfect fit but it looks a little better even if it is a different camo pattern

Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.

I'll be so glad when I get the friggin laundry done.
on Nov 05, 2006
Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.


Well, you can always take Socrates out with you...maybe he can help.

~Zoo
on Nov 06, 2006

Now I look like I'm going hunting or something but it does look better than with the blue shirt which just looked absurd.

Umm.....Better stay away from Post offices right now.

on Nov 06, 2006
Well, you can always take Socrates out with you...maybe he can help.

~Zoo


He seems a bit confused by the camo. He keeps clawing and sniffing at it like "Why are you wearing bushes?"
on Nov 06, 2006
Umm.....Better stay away from Post offices right now.


I find that's good advice any time
on Nov 06, 2006
Well, you could always go stand by a bush and you'd just look like a floating torso. Might scare a few people, but no one would make fun of your pants.


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Ouch! I can imagine what they look like!! Hope you do get your laundry done soon.
on Nov 07, 2006
Ouch! I can imagine what they look like!! Hope you do get your laundry done soon.


Thanks