From Bash.org -again

Published on October 14, 2006 By MasonM In Humor

Some more IRC quotes from bash.org
Remember some real people actually typed these

Guys, I found the greatest glitch!
It's one of those ads where you have to hit the target.
You can click anywhere on it and you STILL get the prize!
53 free laptops for me!

JA: would you date a christian?
JK: Sure
JK: I'd screw the Jesus right out of her
JA: OMG i can't BELIEVE you just said that
JK: Because once you've been in bed with me, you know the truth
JK: there is no God

Dammit, I'm losing my stack pointer somewhere in fat_mount().

Kalthare: sounds like a bad date

anyone know how many cups are in a quart ?
iam making carmel corn and need 2 qts of popcorn
depends on the size of the cup
I mean, a 36D would fill a quart much quicker..

Every girl who has ever been attracted to me is a vegetarian!
Try to explain that!
you have no meat
hehe
hmmm
fuck
I did not see that coming
Last time I tell that story!

Dude I just heard an amazing story
My friends g/f was getting bored of her everyday love life
Sex, kissing, sex, etc.
She decided to make it a bit more romantic
So she decides to burn a disk of sexual songs, and plays it during their "fun hour"
I came over that day, and just swiped the disk with another one
with wat
Lets just say, that they will be having a blast doing it to barneys singalongs

: heh, im doing the rough draft on my analasys paper, but i have to truncate it when i email it through the school's web system, so im gonna do "anal-rough.doc" and send it to the teacher =D

god this computer is running like a dog
Jace unless it is a lame dog or missing several limbs, dogs usually run pretty fast
I wouldnt want to race one
god this computer is running like an elepant
hope they run slow
memory is working well then?

elephants are pretty fast
they can run faster than humans

why dont you say a turtle or something
turtles are KNOWN for being slow
god this computer is running like a TURTLE FINE HA
but then.. it did beat the hare..
god this computer is running like a hare
no, they're fast, usually. except against turtles.

god this computer is running like a crippled ant.
god this computer is running like a turtle unless competing against a hare in which case the computer is running like a hare
you know you could just say it's running slow.
oh yeh
could do that... i guess...

Comments

foreverserenity

on Oct 14, 2006

ROFL...oh no they didn't! That last conversation has me in tears!lll

! Seriously, the computer runs....slow! end of story!

MasonM

on Oct 14, 2006

Reply #1
ROFL...oh no they didn't! That last conversation has me in tears!lll! Seriously, the computer runs....slow! end of story!!

Yeah, some folks just have a way with words

Trudygolightly

on Oct 14, 2006

Good Lord....

too much time on their hands..but then their computer was running slow..

jennifer1

on Oct 14, 2006

The last one! Killed me!

Gideon MacLeish

on Oct 16, 2006

How about "my computer is running slower than a crippled pygmy through a mud bog".

One's metaphors MUST be colorful!

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