A bunch of useless crap
Published on October 7, 2006 By MasonM In Misc
I think most people have at some point in their lives been in a situation where they just simply looked ridiculous. I know I have.

When I was in college I shared an apartment with some friends. It was pretty much party central in town. We didn't even have a key to the place, We kept a paint scraper on the window sill beside the door and used that to slip the lock. Naturally all of our friends knew it was there and what it was for. Basically the place was a zoo. Sometimes literally.

We had been having a problem with some kind of animal getting into the kitchen for a while. We all assumed it was a rat. One night I decided it was time to deal with the problem. When I heard the animal in the kitchen I went in with the intention of dispatching the offending rodent. As I switched on the light I caught a glimpse of a very large, long tail as the animal made it's escape. Good grief that was the largest rat I had ever seen!

The following night I was ready for our unwelcome guest. I had taken the broom and taped my knife to the end of it in a kind of makeshift spear. Ok, keep in mind I was a dumb college student. While in bed I heard our guest rattling around in the kitchen again. I jumped out of bed, threw on my robe, grabbed my homemade spear and, as a last thought, put on my boots.

Now at this point you just have to imagine a guy in his very early 20s wearing a ratty bathrobe, boots, and carrying a spear while stalkling through an apartment. In retrospect it was quite hilarious and my roomates at the time thought so as well.

I did get the animal. It turned out to be an oppossum. But it took me a while to live down the stories of the Great White Hunter in his bathrobe.

So JU, have you had any moments when you looked totally absurd?

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on Oct 07, 2006
But it took me a while to live down the stories of the Great White Hunter in his bathrobe.


  

Yes the other day, I had my shirt on inside out, I went to the bank, I went shopping and then I sat in the canteen for an hour dressed like that, totally unaware of my inside out look! I look absurd at least once a day! It makes for a good giggle at myself!
on Oct 07, 2006
Yes the other day, I had my shirt on inside out, I went to the bank, I went shopping and then I sat in the canteen for an hour dressed like that, totally unaware of my inside out look! I look absurd at least once a day! It makes for a good giggle at myself!


Isn't the inside out or backwards look in fashion these days?
on Oct 07, 2006
hahahahah this is really funny Mason. You got a huge smile outa me tonight. Thanks.

I once wore my dress to church.......backwards. It had little buttons going down the front....except that day I didn't notice until I went to sit down and I was sitting on those buttons. As soon as my butt hit the chair, I was up and heading straight for the bathroom.

I don't think anyone noticed. At least no one said anything.

on Oct 07, 2006
Reply #3
hahahahah this is really funny Mason. You got a huge smile outa me tonight. Thanks.

I once wore my dress to church.......backwards. It had little buttons going down the front....except that day I didn't notice until I went to sit down and I was sitting on those buttons. As soon as my butt hit the chair, I was up and heading straight for the bathroom.

I don't think anyone noticed. At least no one said anything.


The devil made ya do it.
on Oct 08, 2006
Haha, very funny M! It would have been a surprise if someone had taken a picture!


I've had the inside out clothing episode, or the two different colored socks when I used to wear them.

Can't think of anything else, unless it's me being totally clumsy and knocking something over, several things, at the supermarket!
on Oct 08, 2006
or the two different colored socks when I used to wear them.


Hell I still do that. On purpose.
on Oct 08, 2006

The back door to my mobile home had frozen shut,  so I stood there,  in my furry bathrobe,  furry bunny sllippers, and my hairdryer in one hair and kept hitting the door with the other hand....

That didn't work so I tried what I've the police do,  I body slammed the door,  and I went right through it,  and fell into the snow outside,  bunny slippers and all!

Your story,  "The Great White Opposum Hunter"  is fantastic ...now that you could send to Reader's Digest,  or any publication that accepts humorous stories! 

on Oct 08, 2006
Reply #7

The back door to my mobile home had frozen shut, so I stood there, in my furry bathrobe, furry bunny sllippers, and my hairdryer in one hair and kept hitting the door with the other hand....

That didn't work so I tried what I've the police do, I body slammed the door, and I went right through it, and fell into the snow outside, bunny slippers and all!


Did the bunnies survive?
on Oct 09, 2006
I've fallen off a stage in front of a few hundred people while performing. I've also fallen over onstage while performing a number of times. In fact, if I think about it, I have a habit of doing ridiculous things on stage for (seemingly) the whole world to see.
on Oct 09, 2006
Reply #9
I've fallen off a stage in front of a few hundred people while performing. I've also fallen over onstage while performing a number of times. In fact, if I think about it, I have a habit of doing ridiculous things on stage for (seemingly) the whole world to see.


Those make for some of my favorite shows!
on Oct 09, 2006
You know that dream that everyone seems to have -- being in public wearing pajamas or nude?

Well one day I chose from my closet what I'd always thought was the most comfortable dress ever. One of my co-workers pointed out halfway through the day -- "Is that a nightgown?"

We checked the tag and yeah, it said something about "intimates." I was so embarrassed. I had to go through the rest of the work day in my jammies.
on Oct 09, 2006
Reply #11
You know that dream that everyone seems to have -- being in public wearing pajamas or nude?

Well one day I chose from my closet what I'd always thought was the most comfortable dress ever. One of my co-workers pointed out halfway through the day -- "Is that a nightgown?"

We checked the tag and yeah, it said something about "intimates." I was so embarrassed. I had to go through the rest of the work day in my jammies.


Sounds like a nice comfortable day to me.

I've always wanted to get up in the morning, put on my robe and slippers, and go into the truckstop for coffee just to see the reactions. One of these days I am going to do it. But i need to find a good pair of bunny slippers first.