Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball
into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty
yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in
play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup
in the patch.
All of a sudden.....POOF! In a flash and puff of
smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm
Mother Nature! do you know how long it took me to
make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have
done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for
the rest of your life: better still, you won't have
any butter for your toast for the rest of your
life...... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any
butter for anything the rest of your life!!!!!
Then POOF!......she was gone!
After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for
his friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells back "I'm over here in the pussywillows."
Dave shouts back, "DON'T SWING, Fred; for the love of
God, DON'T SWING!!!"