A bunch of useless crap
Published on September 6, 2006 By MasonM In Health & Medicine
What is it that makes some people think they are going to live forever if they just do all of the right things? Yes, it's good to eat sensibly, drink in moderation, and exercise enough to keep the body in reasonable condition. But some people have some unrealistic ideas about these things and wind up spending so much time focused on these sorts of things that they fail to enjoy their life. What could be more sad?

As Samuel Clemmons remarked, I always smoke in moderation. One cigar at a time.

George Burns smoked cigars every day and outlived many doctors who advised him to quit.

I've personally met many more old drunks than old doctors. Personally, I drink beer in moderation (see Clemmons quote).

Jim Fixx, who is credited with starting the jogging craze, died of a heart attack at the age of 52 while out, guess what? Jogging.

Don't smoke? Don't drink? Exercise regularly? Eat right? Guess what? You're still gonna die. Isn't that a laugh?

I would much rather enjoy what time I have allotted to me in this world than spend what will likely be the very same amount of time in some foolish quest to beat the one thing none of us will ever beat; death itself. The only real difference is just how good our corpse will look like at the funeral. But again, here's the joke. After a few months even our corpses will look alike.


Enjoy your non fat, low calorie, low sodium snack. I'm having pizza and beer followed by a good cigar. And I'll enjoy every second of it. Happy yogurt y'all.

Comments (Page 4)
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on Sep 07, 2006
Hah! Very good good article, with a (excuse the pun) dead on point.

~Zoo
on Sep 07, 2006
I've heard that from others who had been smoke free for many years. Screw it, I enjoy my cigars.


Cigars! well that’s a different story. This started out as a weekend project but it got out of control. Came out nice though you might appreciate it.






on Sep 07, 2006

Reply By: stubbyfinger

hey Stubby?  You gonna die child! ()

With appologies to Ghost. hehehehehe

on Sep 07, 2006
Very nice humidor. I wish I had one like that. I have no idea wgere I'd put it, but I'd love to have one.

My dream house would have a huge walk-in humidor. Fully stocked of course.
on Sep 07, 2006
My grandfather had a stroke in late 90's and was bedridden by then. He died at the age of 76. He smoked like any other guy and drank alcohol most of his youth but in moderation later in his life. My grandmother had stroke attacks about 5 times now and she recovers evertyime. She drank coffee all her life. It's here water, dessert, food. My aunt, my gradma's first daughter, had a stroke recently. She recovered but not as well as my grandma who can still communicate pretty well with other people.
I'm 26. I drink only on occassions. I don't smoke. But I feel like I'm not gonna last long.
I guess it's all in each person's genetic make-up. Some can withstand harsh conditions, so to speak, and some don't.
on Sep 07, 2006
So you know for a fact that he wouldn't have developed lung problems or others health issues if he had never smoked?


Similarly to your assumption that he enjoyed his life more because he indulged in smoking, or that you couldn't be even healthier if you hadn't indulged in your habits, yes, I think he "knows" that.

Your one response seemed to state "well, I never had any problems personally due to my smoking, so I don't believe that it has any bad effects" and I find it a bit off... I suppose my step-grandfather would have developed emphysema from something else had he not smoked.

Personally, I've tightened up my diet and exercise routine quite a bit in the past year, I haven't had any cigars and I've drank a lot less... and I feel and look a lot better. And I'm enjoying myself as much and more than I had been. Oh, no! A counter-example (anecdotal) that still doesn't prove anything!
on Sep 08, 2006
Oh, no! A counter-example (anecdotal) that still doesn't prove anything!


on Sep 08, 2006
I guess it's all in each person's genetic make-up. Some can withstand harsh conditions, so to speak, and some don't.


Yep, I believe that has a great deal to do with it.
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