I Need A Girlfriend

Published on August 5, 2006 By MasonM In Blogging

Yep, I need to find a girlfriend. When my hip and back get to hurting the do-it-yourself butt massage just doesn't cut it.

Comments

Sally jacobs

on Aug 05, 2006

....so what are you looking for in a potential lady?

Trudygolightly

on Aug 05, 2006

This was cute, first the title made me wonder who was writing this post, then the massage part got me giggling! I think you're right, that's something you can't teach Socrates to do!

shouldn't be difficult for you to find a girlfriend Mason!

MasonM

on Aug 05, 2006

#1 by Sally jacobs
Sat, August 05, 2006 6:16 PM

....so what are you looking for in a potential lady?

Strong hands, good massage skills, and lots of patience.

MasonM

on Aug 05, 2006

#2 by Trudygolightly
Sat, August 05, 2006 6:18 PM

[Trudygolightly]

This was cute, first the title made me wonder who was writing this post, then the massage part got me giggling! I think you're right, that's something you can't teach Socrates to do!

shouldn't be difficult for you to find a girlfriend Mason!

Thanks Trudy.

Nah, no woman wants to hook up with a potbellied trucker who's never around.

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