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Published on August 2, 2006 By MasonM In Humor

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#667490 +(1508)- [X]

So I got this really big usb drive, and me and my dad are trying to put shit on it.
*Simpe has entered #cancelled
my dad said its too big, and I guess it was
so my mom comes in and is trying to push it in...it still didnt go in
my brother uses his and it fits fine, so we just use his
* Simpe has quit IRC (I dont want to know dude... )

#666428 +(635)- [X]

TTim2627: i try to restrain from illegal activities on sundays
igcatastrophe:really? I don't. i figure, gods resting, get him in his blindspot
TTim2627: africa?

#665971 +(-81)- [X]

I just watched a PSA video of how to save ourselves from atomic bombs in the `40s.
And I realized: "Oh, shit, we`re at risk."
And then I watched a video of the Brady kids and I was too happy to care.
Conclusion: The Ruskies used the Brady kids to distract us.
Reason for Failure: The Bradys lacked musical talent and Jan was an emo bitch.

Comments

foreverserenity

on Aug 02, 2006

Nope, I am clueless! But I do see the humor here! I mean, mom trying to push it in....! And I agree, Jan was just so emotional! Hehe

MasonM

on Aug 03, 2006

#1 by foreverserenity
Wed, August 02, 2006 11:46 PM

Nope, I am clueless! But I do see the humor here! I mean, mom trying to push it in....! And I agree, Jan was just so emotional! Hehe

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